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Urdu
Jab men faut ho jaon to garhi khuda
bux k qabrustan men dafnaya jay..
(Asif Zardari)

Ye Bhutton ka qabrustan hay kutton ka nahi..
(Mumtaz Bhutto) ;->

Urdu
"Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari
Qurbani de k hasil kya he or me
yahan isi lye aya hun ta'ake us
Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."

(JANAB ASIF ZARDARI.)

Urdu
Jhot Bolna

Aur Wada Khilafi

Mere Pasandida

Amal Hain..

Asif Ali Zardari... ;->

Urdu
GOLDEN WORDS..

Bhookey ko khana khilanay se
behtar hai k banda ghorron ko
saib ka murabba khila de..

(Molana Asif Ali Zardari) ;->

Urdu
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->

Urdu
Asif Zardari Ki Taqrir Mai Nara Laga

Mqm Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan

Ppp Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan

Zardari Ki Jaan

Awam Boli

Sheri Rehman
Sheri Rehman ;->

Urdu
Best Husband Of Sheere Rehman

& The Nomines Are

1) Ameen Fahim From The Movie "B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka"

2) Asif Zardari From The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kuttiya"

3) Nisar Khoro From The Movie "Ganja Tera Aashiq"

4) Rehman Malik From The Movie "Sssshh..Father Or Husband?"

& The Award Goes To

Asif Zardari 4m The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kutiya... ;->

Urdu
Hum Sub Umeed se Hain" on GEO T.V.
Programme dekhne k baad "Zardari" ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
"Yar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar "NAUKRANI" Thi?"

Duplcate bola:
Nahi Sir G,
Mera Baap Apke Ghar "Driver" Tha..!

Urdu
Musharaf K Janay Se,
Begairti Kuch Aisay Band Hui Faraz. .!!!
Pehlay Jo Girlz Public Palace Pe Milti Thi,
Ab Phone Pe Puppy Denay Se Ghabrati Hain