Love Urdu Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Cell Phone And Mobiles

Urdu
You r my sweet SONA, I don’t want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart’s KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Urdu
Tu chunder mukhi, main suuraj mukhi, tu muj se dukhi main tuj se dukhi, aao dono shut se shalang lagain, phir tum bi sukhi, main bi sukhi
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Repeater Rekh do Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
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tareef ke kabil hum kahan, charcha to aapki chalti hai.
sab kuchh hai aapke paas,
bus seeng aur poochh ki kami khalti hai.
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Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh
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har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge,badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!
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You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don’t want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart’s KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
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tere dhar par sanam…
hum hazaar baar chaley aayenge….
ghanti bajaayengey…..
aur bhaag jaayenge
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Ik baat kahoon ger sunte ho.
Tum mujh ko ache lagte ho.
Kuch chup chup se,Kuch chanchal se,
Kuch pagal pagal lagte ho.
Hain chahne wale aur bauhat,
Per tum mein hai ik baat bauhat,
Tum apne apne se lagte ho.
Ik baat kahoon ger sunte ho.
Tum mujh ko ache lagte ho.jaan
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Urdu
Aye khuda kisi ko pyar mein diwana na bana,
diwana banaya to pyar mein bewafai na dena,
bewafai gi jo tune to maut bhi dena,
par judai ke aalam mein na jalana!
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Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha…..
woh bewafa hai to kia howa
woh bewafa hai to kia howa ………
mat kaho bura us ko …………….
jo howa so howa ………………..
khush rakhy khuda us ko ………..
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Urdu
Judai kya hoti hai aashiq se puchho, bewafa se kya puchhte ho,
Khuda kehte hai ki aashiq marte nahi jalaye jaate hai,
kabar khod ke dekho to intezar mein paye jaate hai!
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chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the
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Kehte hai mohabbat mein ishq-e-jannat nazar aati hai,
hum to pyar mein andhe the,
jo bewafai ko khaai nazar na aayi thi,
us khaai se sahara diya to sirf meine,
kambakth shabab ne to nibhai bewafai,
sharab ne to nibhai zindagi ki khudai!
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Urdu
Chaman mein rehte hai,
kaanto par sote hai,
us bewafa ki yaad jab jab aati hai,
to jee bhar ke rote hai!
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Raat hui jab shaam ke baad.
teri yaad aayi har raat ke baad,
humne mud kar dekha
par teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad!
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Na Chand na Tare,
Bas dekhe to aapki aankhen.
In aankhon mein doob jaana hai,
Aur pyar ki lehron ko paar kar jaana hai!
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Sarhado pe chali goliyan,
Dil pe zakhm hai khanjaro ke,
Bas intezar hai to un ghadiyon ka,
Jab milan ke phool ho nazro mein!
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Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey.
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.
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Ghoonghat mein chand aaj pehli baar dekha,
Taj Mahal se khoobsurat mahtab aaj dekha,
Is lahme ke baad jo aapko na dekhe,
To khuda se ek hi gujarish hai,
ki iske baad hum jannat na dekhe!
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Urdu
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..
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Urdu
chaand ko mohabbat chandi sy hoi,
chandi ko mohabat gulshan sy hoi,
gulshan ko mohabat phoolon sy hoi,
phooloon ko muhabat khushboo sy hoi,
khushboo ko mohabat rouh sy hoi,
rouh ko mohabat hum sy hoi,
aur
hum ko mohabat app sy hoi
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Urdu

Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain…Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain…
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Urdu

Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertay hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertay jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertay