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Urdu Tu chunder mukhi, main suuraj mukhi, tu muj se dukhi main tuj se dukhi, aao dono shut se shalang lagain, phir tum bi sukhi, main bi sukhi Urdu Repeater Rekh do Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! Urdu jaab neend tumarri ankoon ma uttarnney laggey tou yaad raheey ka tummein aaj paherr kisse ka kahwaboon ma anna ha Urdu Ashwarya rai Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab Urdu har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Urdu unke haath peele ho gaye jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye Urdu white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! Urdu Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! Urdu You r my sweet SONA, You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA Urdu Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi Urdu Ik baat kahoon ger sunte ho. Tum mujh ko ache lagte ho. Kuch chup chup se,Kuch chanchal se, Kuch pagal pagal lagte ho. Hain chahne wale aur bauhat, Per tum mein hai ik baat bauhat, Tum apne apne se lagte ho. Ik baat kahoon ger sunte ho. Tum mujh ko ache lagte ho.jaan Urdu milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Urdu Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... woh bewafa hai to kia howa woh bewafa hai to kia howa ......... mat kaho bura us ko ................ jo howa so howa .................... khush rakhy khuda us ko ........... Urdu Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai Hoti Urdu chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the Urdu Ek Rose / ---:---:---<@ / Un k leay jo nahi meltay kisi b Roz Mager"yaaD"Ateay hain Her Roz!!!!! by :Yousaf shah Urdu Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote Urdu =Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera, main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera Urdu D se dosti, d se dushmani, D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear. Urdu Parhay likhay hotay ager Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka Urdu Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey, Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. Urdu Tumhaara intezaar karte karte Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya. Urdu Rehtey hain saath saath mai aur meri tanhai Kartey hain raaz ki baat mai aur meri tanhai Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheer mai Kartey hain basar raat main meri tanhai Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chor jain saath Laikin rahain gay saath main aur meri tanhai Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se Kartey hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai Tum ko rakhain gay saath zeenat bana kay ghar ki Reh jain phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai Urdu Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main, Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota. Urdu Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.. Urdu Tu chunder mukhi, main suuraj mukhi, Tu chunder mukhi, main suuraj mukhi, tu muj se dukhi main tuj se dukhi, aao dono shut se shalang lagain, phir tum bi sukhi, main bi sukhi Urdu Repeater Rekh do Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! Urdu Ashwarya rai Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab Urdu har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Urdu unke haath peele ho gaye jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye Urdu white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! Urdu Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! Urdu You r my sweet SONA, You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA Urdu Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi Urdu Ik baat kahoon ger sunte ho. Tum mujh ko ache lagte ho. Kuch chup chup se,Kuch chanchal se, Kuch pagal pagal lagte ho. Hain chahne wale aur bauhat, Per tum mein hai ik baat bauhat, Tum apne apne se lagte ho. Ik baat kahoon ger sunte ho. Tum mujh ko ache lagte ho.jaan Urdu milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Urdu Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... woh bewafa hai to kia howa woh bewafa hai to kia howa ......... mat kaho bura us ko ................ jo howa so howa .................... khush rakhy khuda us ko ........... Urdu Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai Hoti Urdu chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the Urdu Ek Rose / ---:---:---<@ / Un k leay jo nahi meltay kisi b Roz Mager"yaaD"Ateay hain Her Roz!!!!! by :Yousaf shah Urdu Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote Urdu Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera, main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera Urdu D se dosti, d se dushmani, D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear. Urdu Parhay likhay hotay ager Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka Urdu Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey, Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. Urdu Tumhaara intezaar karte karte Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya. Urdu Rehtey hain saath saath mai aur meri tanhai Kartey hain raaz ki baat mai aur meri tanhai Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheer mai Kartey hain basar raat main meri tanhai Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chor jain saath Laikin rahain gay saath main aur meri tanhai Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhul kar bhi hum Kartey hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai Aa ke paas kyon door ho gaye hum se Kartey hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai Tum ko rakhain gay saath zeenat bana kay ghar ki Reh jain phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai Urdu Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main, Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota. Urdu Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.. Urdu chaand ko mohabbat chandi sy hoi, chandi ko mohabat gulshan sy hoi, gulshan ko mohabat phoolon sy hoi, phooloon ko muhabat khushboo sy hoi, khushboo ko mohabat rouh sy hoi, rouh ko mohabat hum sy hoi, aur hum ko mohabat app sy hoi Urdu chaand ko mohabbat chandi sy hoi, chandi ko mohabat gulshan sy hoi, gulshan ko mohabat phoolon sy hoi, phooloon ko muhabat khushboo sy hoi, khushboo ko mohabat rouh sy hoi, rouh ko mohabat hum sy hoi, aur hum ko mohabat app sy hoi |
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