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Urdu Text Messages And Jokes
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Urdu Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Urdu Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Urdu Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. Urdu 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Urdu Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Urdu Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Urdu Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! Urdu Message pe message bhejte ho, Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! Urdu sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. Urdu H_M… T_M… No 1 is complete without “U” H_M… T_M… No 1 is complete without “U” nd FR_ENDSH_P will never b complete without “I”, So “U” & “I” have to be there for ever if u want HUM (,”) and (‘’) Tum 2 b frndz… Urdu Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye! Urdu Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, pyas bujhti nahi ki barsat guzar jati hai. “Apni yaado se kehdo ki yu na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai”. Urdu tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho.. chehray say udaasi door kero tum hanstay achay lagtay ho.. Urdu Sms to ekv bahana hai Sms to ekv bahana hai,irada to aapka ek lamhe churana hai,aap chahe humse baat karo na karo ,phir bhi aapki yadoon mein hamara aana jana hai. Urdu Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi! Urdu Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge, Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge.... Urdu Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega... Urdu Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai. Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai.. Urdu Kuch log thodi der karte hain.... Kuch log thodi der karte hain.... Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai.... unka... Mobile Charge...! Urdu usse dekhnein ki jo lo usse dekhnein ki jo lo lagi usse dakh hi lain ga hum.Woh hazar aankh se door sahi woh hazar parda nasheen sahi Urdu saans tak nahin laita hain hum saans tak nahin laita hain hum tum ko soochtay waqt.Is kaam ko bhi hum ne kal per utha rakha hai.Rooth jate ho tu kuch aur haseen lagte ho.hum ne is liye tum ko khafa rakha hai Urdu jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-jahan yeh koi tum sa hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-faraz itni bhi toufiq kisse thi.humein gham-e-hasti bhi gawara hai k tum ho Urdu karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin karte.magar hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.mila do hak mein hum ko magar itna khayal karna. hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte Urdu Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge Sach mano achhe dost kam mileinge Jis mod par sab chhod jayenge saath tumhara usi mod par khadey ham milenge.. Urdu Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai Urdu iss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat say iss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat say yaar milain gay hum kia hum say bhi achay hazaar milain gay inn achoo ki bheed main humay bhula na daina hum kahaan app ko baar baar milain gay | |||
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