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Urdu
Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite
Urdu Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Urdu Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray
banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap
mai..yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D
Urdu 5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
Urdu American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti
hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"
Urdu aik bandar ka bacha apni maan(mother) se kehta
hai "maan main itna badsurat kyuon hoon"
mann bandar se kehti hai "beta ALLAH ka shukar kro use
dekho jo messege parh(read)raha hai
Urdu Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Urdu Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
Urdu Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya
paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se
laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Urdu Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
Urdu Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain (
vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Urdu u r my sweet SONA, i don't want u KHONA, i want
a place in yr heart's KONA, otherwise i'll start RONA,
atleast gud morning to KAR LONA.......
Urdu is duniya main 3 tarha ke log khushnaseeb
hotye hai 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha
friend milta hai 3 jinhye mera sms bar bar milta hai
Urdu is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....
Urdu YAAD
YAAD JITNA TU AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON YAAD
JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE JAI
Urdu Dil
mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....
Urdu Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
Urdu jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye,
shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say
nijat kay leye apna gala dabye
Urdu Wife & Mobile:
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai
Urdu Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya
Urdu jab jab hume piyas lagti hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai
Urdu honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka
ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga
Urdu Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de.
Urdu Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil
gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha
ha ha ha
Urdu Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao
sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
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