Urdu Poetry Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Cell Phone And Mobiles

Urdu
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan(mother) se kehta hai “maan main itna badsurat kyuon hoon”
mann bandar se kehti hai “beta ALLAH ka shukar kro use dekho jo messege parh(read)raha hai

Urdu
Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE… Good Nite
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Urdu
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Urdu
Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai..yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay…:D
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Urdu
American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”
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Urdu
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan(mother) se kehta hai “maan main itna badsurat kyuon hoon”
mann bandar se kehti hai “beta ALLAH ka shukar kro use dekho jo messege parh(read)raha hai
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Urdu
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Urdu
Apun 1 Sher bolega
“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE… Good Nite.
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Urdu
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
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Urdu
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Urdu
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain ( vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
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Urdu
u r my sweet SONA, i don’t want u KHONA, i want a place in yr heart’s KONA, otherwise i’ll start RONA, atleast gud morning to KAR LONA…….
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Urdu
is duniya main 3 tarha ke log khushnaseeb hotye hai 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhye mera sms bar bar milta hai
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Urdu
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain….
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Urdu
YAAD
YAAD JITNA TU AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE JAI
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Urdu
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain….
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Urdu
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
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Urdu
jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye
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Wife & Mobile:
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai
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Urdu
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya
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Urdu
jab jab hume piyas lagti hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai
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Urdu
honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha

Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai

pata hai kyu?

hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga
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Urdu
Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de.
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Urdu
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha
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Urdu
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
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Urdu

Meri aankhon ke jadu se abhi tum nawakif ho
“Roman”
Main use pagal ker deta hn jis per pyar aa jay
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Urdu

Manzil duur aur safar bohot hai…

Choti si zindagi ki fikar bohot hai…

Maar daalti ye duniya kab ke hume lekin…

Meri Maa ke Duaon main assar bohot hai..