2011 Urdu Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Cell Phone And Mobiles

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai …
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai…….
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2000 main bachay parhtay thay A for Apple B for Ball C for Cat Ab 2010 main yeh hall hai A for Atta B for Bijli C for Cheeni D for Dhamake
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Aapki aankhon ke chilman mein, Humne jannat ka nazara paya, In haseen zulfon ke aanchal mein, humne chand ka sajta paya!
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Aaj jo dekha aapko pehli baar,
to hum dil haare, Fir jo agar aapko na dekhe, to bas dua karo ke hum jaan na haare!
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Aapne jab haan kaha,
to zindagi hum pe meherbaan hui,
Par aapne jab na kaha,
to maut bhi humse naraz hui!
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Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha
Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega.
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Samundar ki gehrai se bhi zyada,
Parbaton ki Oonchai se bhi zyada,
Hamari gujarish hai ke hamein yaad na karna,
bas ye karna tum vada!
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Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Teri muskan hamari kamzori hai,
keh na para hamari majburi hai,
tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
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Aaj bhi unhe pyaar karte hain hum,
har pal unka deedar karte hain hum,
woh na mile uska gum nahi…
par jiyen kaese kyunki aaj bhi utna hi yaad karte hain hum!
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Haste the jinhe hasane k liye woh rulakar chale gaye,
apne dil se meri yaadein mitakar chale gaye,
kya gila karun khuda se…jab apne dil ko khud tadpate chale gaye!
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Hum woh nahi
Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main shor dain, hum woh nahi
jo tum se nata shor dain , hum woh hain, ke ager teri sanse
ruk jae,to tuj se apni sanse jorh dain.
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Raat bhar unhe pukarte rahe,
apne aansuon mein unhe dekhte rahe,
unhe ek pal bhi yaad na ayi humari…
aur hum unke intezar me tuta dil jodte rahe!
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar
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itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooanga
itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooanga
ab agar aur dua dogi to mar jauanga…By masoodahmed
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Ajab aarzoo anokhi talab hai
Ajab aarzoo anokhi talab hai, tujhee se tujh ko maangna chaahataa hoon
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Meri dua hai k teri sabse
Meri dua hai k teri sabse nek seerat ho,Teri tarh tera dil bhi khubsurat ho,Dua se
pehle mile tujhko jo tu chahe,K khud Dua ko tere Hathon ki zarurat ho
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Maut sat bi humey pyar
Maut sat bi humey pyar ha aor tum per bi atebhar ha daktay hain paylay kon hata ha humey dhoono ka intazar ha,,,
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Bhool kar zaat tum ko yaad
Bhool kar zaat tum ko yaad kiya.Baat be baat tum ko yaad kiya.Neend bhi rhoot gaye hum se.Hum ne jis raat tum ko yaad kiya
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Unke ehsas se dil laga liya humne,
unke bina saans lena sikh liya humne,
woh chale gaye wapis ane ka waada karke…
us wade k sahare hi jeena sikh liya humne!
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Pyaar kiya tha humne…dard bhari raah mili,
chaha tha jise…usi se tohfe mein tanhayi mili,
khuda bhi ro pada mera tuta dil dekh kar…
koi yeh bata de kyun wafa k badle bewafai mili!
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tughey bhool jane ki kooshashein
tughey bhool jane ki kooshashein kabhi kamyab na ho sakkein.Teri yaad shakh-e-ghulab thahri jo hawa chali tu lachak gaye
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palko ke kinare hamne bhigoye hi nahi,
wo sochte hai ki hum roye hi nahi.
Woh puchte hai k khwabo me kise dekha ,
aur hum hai k unki yaad m soye hi nahi
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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ek admi telescope se akas dekh raha tha.
sardar bhi use dhyan se dekh raha tha.
tabhi ek tara tuta.sardar jor se chilaya ,
wah.. boss kya nisana lagaya……..

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