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Urdu Text Messages And Jokes
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Urdu Urdu use kya khabar k chashmy humesha pathron se niklte hain.. Urdu apny tuty hoay dil k tukry to utha leny do:... Urdu faraz kiya bichhar kr phir phir se milne ki dua,usse yaad nahi, Urdu Urdu BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI Urdu Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. Urdu Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Urdu Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Urdu Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. Urdu 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Urdu Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Urdu Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Urdu Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! Urdu Message pe message bhejte ho, Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! Urdu sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. Urdu YAAD YAAD JITNA TU AaI DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE JAI Urdu Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Urdu is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka, humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.... Urdu Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. Urdu jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye Urdu honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai pata hai kyu? hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga Urdu Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Urdu Wife & Mobile: Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai Urdu Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya Urdu jab jab hume piyas lagti hai, unke anay ki aas lagti hai, unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane, k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai Urdu TUSSI BARY GREAT OO RASGULY DI PLATE O COCK DA CREAT O ANDY DA AMLATE O PAWAIN JO WI O TUSSI BARAY GREAT O HAHAHA Urdu Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de. Urdu Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... Urdu ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain... | |||
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