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Urdu Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de dun Tu Raat maange main raat de dun Tu Dil maange main dil de dun Tu Jaan maange... Abe bas Departmental Store samajh raheye hai kya??? Urdu Ishq ke school main naya mahool tayar ho gaya class ki teacher ko pappu se pyaar hogaya is baat se sari class ka dil udaass ho gaya sari class fail or pappuu pass ho gaya Urdu Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost banate ho. Urdu har tarah sikhve sah lethe hai, jindagi ko juhi..jee lethe hai, mela lethe hath jinse dosti ka hum... un hathoo se fir zehar bhi pee lethe hai. Urdu ek admi telescope se akas dekh raha tha. sardar bhi use dhyan se dekh raha tha. tabhi ek tara tuta.sardar jor se chilaya , wah.. boss kya nisana lagaya........ Urdu Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua Urdu yoon to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI'’, magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI'’ vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI'’, pat gayi to hamari, varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’ Urdu Boy says 2 girl: tute dil se pyar karogai ya dil tutne tak pyar karogai. Girl says 2 boy: tuti chappal se pite ga ya chappal tutne taq pitega. jaha dosti waha pyar jaha pyar waha ishq jaha ishq waha muhobbat jaha muhobbat waha judai jaha judai waha dard jaha dard waha zandu balm hai na Urdu Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun Urdu es duniya ky sapnoo main kho jao, es duniya ky spno mai kho jao, kisi ko apna bana lo , ya phir kisi ky hojao, agar dono main sy kuch na ho to phir takya lo aor so jao Urdu Maine poocha chand se.... Maine poocha chand se.... Ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen??? Chand ne kaha... Chand ne kaha.... Abey paagal hai kya??? itne upar se kuch dekhta hai??? Urdu APKI Smile ne Pora Jahan Hila Diya Apki Smile ne Pora Jahan Hila Diya, Coomay se jagay Mareez ko Permanent Sula dia ... Urdu Dil ke zakam kisi ko dikha naa sakoge, Dil me jo hai kisiko bata naa sakoge, Karoge jawanime jo girlfriend pe kharche, budhape tak udar chuka naa sakoge Urdu krishna ne bansi bajaai , raadha daudi chali aayi, ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi, maine zaara siti kya bajaai, vo apne baap ko bula laayi Urdu Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo, ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo, agar fir be samajh na aaye, to film 'TERE NAAM' dekh lo Urdu Judai kya hoti hai aashiq se puchho, bewafa se kya puchhte ho, Khuda kehte hai ki aashiq marte nahi jalaye jaate hai, kabar khod ke dekho to intezar mein paye jaate hai! Urdu Aye khuda kisi ko pyar mein diwana na bana, diwana banaya to pyar mein bewafai na dena, bewafai gi jo tune to maut bhi dena, par judai ke aalam mein na jalana! Urdu Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho use ILove U kehna agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyaari behna milti rehna" Urdu Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto par laga dena, Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaro, Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa dena. Urdu JAB AYE BADAL TERI YAAD AYI, JHOOM K BARSA SAWAN TERI YAAD AYI, BHEEGAE HUM PHIR TERI YAAD AYI, KAISE NA AYE teri yaad... tune chatri jo nahi lotai!!! Urdu Zindagi ki raho me jab koi mode aaye..Wah Wah.. zindagi ki raho me jab koi mode aaye..Wah Wah.. kripya side light on kare.. aur horn bajaye!!! Urdu CHORI CHORI YEH AANA JANA COR DO CHUPKE CHUPKE YON NAZAR MILANA CHOR DO KISI DIN BOHAT PITO GAY UN SE TUM YEH MASJIDON SE JOOTAY CHURANA CHOR DO |
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