2011 Shayari, Poetry Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone

Urdu
Ishq ke school main naya mahool tayar ho gaya class ki teacher ko pappu se pyaar hogaya is baat se sari class ka dil udaass ho gaya sari class fail or pappuu pass ho gaya

jindagi ko juhi..jee lethe hai
mela lethe hath jinse dosti ka hum…
un hathoo se fir zehar bhi pee lethe hai.
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Urdu
ek admi telescope se akas dekh raha tha.
sardar bhi use dhyan se dekh raha tha.
tabhi ek tara tuta.sardar jor se chilaya ,
wah.. boss kya nisana lagaya……..
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Urdu
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Urdu
yoon to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI’’,
magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI’’
vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI’’,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’
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Boy says 2 girl:
tute dil se pyar karogai ya dil tutne tak pyar karogai.
Girl says 2 boy:
tuti chappal se pite ga ya chappal tutne taq pitega.
jaha dosti waha pyar
jaha pyar waha ishq
jaha ishq waha muhobbat
jaha muhobbat waha judai
jaha judai waha dard
jaha dard waha

zandu balm hai na
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Urdu
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
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Urdu
es duniya ky sapnoo main kho jao,
es duniya ky spno mai kho jao,
kisi ko apna bana lo , ya phir kisi ky hojao,
agar dono main sy kuch na ho to phir takya lo aor so jao
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Urdu
Maine poocha chand se….
Maine poocha chand se….
Ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen???
Chand ne kaha…
Chand ne kaha….
Abey paagal hai kya??? itne upar se kuch dekhta hai???
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Urdu
APKI Smile ne Pora Jahan Hila Diya
Apki Smile ne Pora Jahan Hila Diya,
Coomay se jagay Mareez ko Permanent Sula dia …
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Urdu
Dil ke zakam kisi ko dikha naa sakoge,
Dil me jo hai kisiko bata naa sakoge,
Karoge jawanime jo girlfriend pe kharche,
budhape tak udar chuka naa sakoge
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Urdu
krishna ne bansi bajaai , raadha daudi chali aayi,
ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi,
maine zaara siti kya bajaai, vo apne baap ko bula laayi
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Urdu
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
agar fir be samajh na aaye, to film ‘TERE NAAM’ dekh lo
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Urdu
Judai kya hoti hai aashiq se puchho, bewafa se kya puchhte ho,
Khuda kehte hai ki aashiq marte nahi jalaye jaate hai,
kabar khod ke dekho to intezar mein paye jaate hai!
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Urdu
Aye khuda kisi ko pyar mein diwana na bana,
diwana banaya to pyar mein bewafai na dena,
bewafai gi jo tune to maut bhi dena,
par judai ke aalam mein na jalana!
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Urdu
Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand ho use ILove U kehna
agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat
raakhi nikalna aur kehna “pyaari behna milti rehna”
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Urdu
Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto par laga dena, Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaro, Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa dena.
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Urdu
JAB AYE BADAL TERI YAAD AYI,
JHOOM K BARSA SAWAN TERI YAAD AYI,
BHEEGAE HUM PHIR TERI YAAD AYI,
KAISE NA AYE teri yaad…
tune chatri jo nahi lotai!!!
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Urdu
Zindagi ki raho me jab koi mode aaye..Wah Wah..
zindagi ki raho me jab koi mode aaye..Wah Wah..
kripya side light on kare..
aur horn bajaye!!!
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Urdu
CHORI CHORI YEH AANA JANA COR DO
CHUPKE CHUPKE YON NAZAR MILANA CHOR DO
KISI DIN BOHAT PITO GAY UN SE TUM
YEH MASJIDON SE JOOTAY CHURANA CHOR DO
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Urdu

Bheerd mein bhi jab yeh dil tanha hota hai,

teri yadoon k meiley saja leyta hai,

in ankon se anson bin mosem-e-barsath k baras perdte hein,

jab tujhe kohne ka ehsaas mujhe dara deita hai,

ab to jagga de de mujhe is dil mein,

duniya mein koi kahan itni mohabbat kerta hai!
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Urdu

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.