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Urdu Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto par laga dena, Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaro, Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa dena. Urdu ABCDEFGHIJK A-atractive, B-beautiful, C-charmin, D-dazzlin, E-excelent, F-fabulus, G-gud lukin, H-handsum IJK IM JUST KIDDIN! Urdu Aahat si agar ho to laga k tum ho.... Sans tham si gai to laga k tum ho... Huwa si lehrai to laga k tum ho... AB TUM HI BATABO KIYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO... Urdu Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai Urdu Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out...who who who Urdu Boy: teri judaai mein neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jati hai, dil rota hai Girl: doctor ko dikha lo, kion k dengi virus bhi aise he hota hai.. Urdu jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi Urdu Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua Urdu Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.... Urdu Hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai Urdu Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho... Urdu Nighaoon ko nighaoon say mila ker tu dekho , Dil ki baat aik baar bata ker tu dekho , Sab qareeb aein gay tumaray , Aik hafta lagataar naha ker tu dekho ..... Urdu arzz hai....... arzz hai....... aji aapko satana hamara farzz hai!!! Urdu sagar main pani... pani main fish... aapko Namaste... aapki girlfreind ko kiss.. muaaaaaaaaaah, maja aa gaya Urdu Kitney haseen hain aap...... Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo. Sirf aankho mei kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin. Galey mei NIMBU MIRCHI Bhi Latkaya karo...:p Urdu jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage, baat aa kar jaban per rune lage..... toh... . . . are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo... very simple Urdu Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, jutiyan tujhe pade, kartut meri ho Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi… unki gali k chakkar katte katte, kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, vo to hamare na ho sake, hum kutton k sardar ho gaye Dosti hum u nibhayenge.Tere har imtehan main saath jayenge, Tum exam dena hum bahar se parachi pakadyenge..... Naari k chakkar main bhulo mat yaari! Laat maregi nari to yaad ayegi yaari. Baat mano hari ban jao brahmchari! Ye jankari janhit main jaari! Urdu Arz Kiya hai.... Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand ne kaha , Abe gadhe, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya Urdu Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye Urdu Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter, Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan, Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete... Urdu Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar Urdu HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA.. Urdu Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake, Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai Urdu Meri yaad aye: yaad karo. Zyada aye : sms Karo. Ussey zyada aye : phone karo Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to .. Plz jhoot bolna band karo Urdu DEKH KER TAJ MEHAL KO BOLA SHAH JAHAN KA POTA..... DEKH KER TAJ MEHAL KO BOLA SHAH JAHAN KA POTA..... DADI AGER TU NA HOTI TOH YEH KHARCHA NA HOTA......... |
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