New Shayari, Poetry Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone

Urdu
When I call u, 1 ring means im thinking of u, 2 means I like u, 3 means im missing u, 4 means I need u, 5 means behre phone to utha?

class ki teacher ko pappu se pyaar hogaya
is baat se sari class ka dil udaass ho gaya sari class fail or pappuu pass ho gaya
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Urdu
har tarah sikhve sah lethe hai,
jindagi ko juhi..jee lethe hai,
mela lethe hath jinse dosti ka hum… un hathoo se fir zehar bhi pee lethe hai.
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Urdu
ek admi telescope se akas dekh raha tha.
sardar bhi use dhyan se dekh raha tha.
tabhi ek tara tuta.sardar jor se chilaya ,
wah.. boss kya nisana lagaya……..
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Urdu
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Urdu
Boy says 2 girl:
tute dil se pyar karogai ya dil tutne tak pyar karogai.
Girl says 2 boy:
tuti chappal se pite ga ya chappal tutne taq pitega.
jaha dosti waha pyar
jaha pyar waha ishq
jaha ishq waha muhobbat
jaha muhobbat waha judai
jaha judai waha dard
jaha dard waha

zandu balm hai na
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Urdu
Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost banate ho.
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Urdu
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
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Urdu
es duniya ky sapnoo main kho jao,
es duniya ky spno mai kho jao,
kisi ko apna bana lo , ya phir kisi ky hojao,
agar dono main sy kuch na ho to phir takya lo aor so jao
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Urdu
Maine poocha chand se….
Maine poocha chand se….
Ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen???
Chand ne kaha…
Chand ne kaha….
Abey paagal hai kya??? itne upar se kuch dekhta hai???
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Urdu
APKI Smile ne Pora Jahan Hila Diya
Apki Smile ne Pora Jahan Hila Diya,
Coomay se jagay Mareez ko Permanent Sula dia …
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Urdu
Dil ke zakam kisi ko dikha naa sakoge,
Dil me jo hai kisiko bata naa sakoge,
Karoge jawanime jo girlfriend pe kharche,
budhape tak udar chuka naa sakoge
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Urdu
krishna ne bansi bajaai , raadha daudi chali aayi,
ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi,
maine zaara siti kya bajaai, vo apne baap ko bula laayi
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Urdu
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
agar fir be samajh na aaye, to film ‘TERE NAAM’ dekh lo
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Urdu
Judai kya hoti hai aashiq se puchho, bewafa se kya puchhte ho,
Khuda kehte hai ki aashiq marte nahi jalaye jaate hai,
kabar khod ke dekho to intezar mein paye jaate hai!
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Urdu
Aye khuda kisi ko pyar mein diwana na bana,
diwana banaya to pyar mein bewafai na dena,
bewafai gi jo tune to maut bhi dena,
par judai ke aalam mein na jalana!
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Urdu
Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand ho use ILove U kehna
agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat
raakhi nikalna aur kehna “pyaari behna milti rehna”
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Urdu
Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto par laga dena, Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaro, Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa dena.
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Urdu
JAB AYE BADAL TERI YAAD AYI,
JHOOM K BARSA SAWAN TERI YAAD AYI,
BHEEGAE HUM PHIR TERI YAAD AYI,
KAISE NA AYE teri yaad…
tune chatri jo nahi lotai!!!
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Urdu
Zindagi ki raho me jab koi mode aaye..Wah Wah..
zindagi ki raho me jab koi mode aaye..Wah Wah..
kripya side light on kare..
aur horn bajaye!!!
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Urdu
CHORI CHORI YEH AANA JANA COR DO
CHUPKE CHUPKE YON NAZAR MILANA CHOR DO
KISI DIN BOHAT PITO GAY UN SE TUM
YEH MASJIDON SE JOOTAY CHURANA CHOR DO
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Urdu
YE KIS TARHAN YAD AA RAHE HO
ANKHAIN BAND HAIN PHIR BHI NAZAR AA RAHE HO
NAJANE KIUN AISA LAGTA HE
JASAY SAMNAY KHAREY HO AUR SEeNG HiLA RaHaY HooOO00!!
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge??????
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Urdu
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana…………..
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
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Urdu
Shaadi ki Daastaan

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao,
aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.
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Urdu
koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko…
koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko…

nuclear power ka zamana hai….

bomb se uda de saale ko
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Urdu
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de dun
Tu Raat maange main raat de dun
Tu Dil maange main dil de dun
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh raheye hai kya???
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urdu

baat umer bher ki hei(umer bher ki baaten kub 2gharii mein hotii hein!

derd k samander mein

unginat jazeere hein,

beshumaar motii hein)

aankh k dareche mein jo tum ne sajaya tha

baat is diye ki hei

baat is gilay ki hei
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Urdu

Is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari