Latest Shayari, Poetry Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone

Urdu
Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto par laga dena, Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaro, Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa dena.

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ABCDEFGHIJK
A-atractive, B-beautiful, C-charmin, D-dazzlin, E-excelent, F-fabulus, G-gud lukin, H-handsum
IJK IM JUST KIDDIN!
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Urdu
Maine kaha “Dil Ruba”
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha “Paise Nahi”
Usne kaha “Kaise nahi”
Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai”
Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai
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Urdu
Aahat si agar ho to laga k tum ho….

Sans tham si gai to laga k tum ho…

Huwa si lehrai to laga k tum ho…

AB TUM HI BATABO KIYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO…
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Urdu
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…who who who
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Urdu
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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Urdu
Na khuwaish hai sitaron ki ,
Na tamanna hai baharon ki ,
Bas aik aap jaisa dost mil jayay ,
Jo mat maar day saron ki …..
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Urdu
oh hasdi c,
hasaundi c,
wallan nu leharaundi c,
dekh ke sharmaundi c,
kujh keh ke muskurandi c,
Ajj pata lagga……….saali fudu banaundi c.
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Urdu
Gulab ko bhi kanwal bana daytay ,
Unki aik nazar per ghazal bana daytay ,
Kambakht marta hee nahi ham pay koi ,
nahi to Lahore mein bhi ‘Taj Mahal’ bana daytay ..
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Urdu
Is taran ham aap ko chahtay hain ,
K duniya walay dekh ker jal jatay hain ,
yuon tu ham sab hee ko ulloo banatay hain ,
mager aap zara jaldi ban jatay hain ….
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Urdu
Nighaoon ko nighaoon say mila ker tu dekho ,
Dil ki baat aik baar bata ker tu dekho ,
Sab qareeb aein gay tumaray ,
Aik hafta lagataar naha ker tu dekho …..
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Urdu
arzz hai…….

arzz hai…….

aji aapko satana hamara farzz hai!!!
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Urdu
sagar main pani…
pani main fish…
aapko Namaste…
aapki girlfreind ko kiss..
muaaaaaaaaaah,
maja aa gaya
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Urdu
Kitney haseen hain aap……
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo.
Sirf aankho mei kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin.
Galey mei NIMBU MIRCHI Bhi Latkaya karo…:p
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Urdu
jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage,
baat aa kar jaban per rune lage…..
toh…
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are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo…
very simple
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Urdu
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
jutiyan tujhe pade, kartut meri ho

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,

Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,

Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,

Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

unki gali k chakkar katte katte, kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
vo to hamare na ho sake, hum kutton k sardar ho gaye

Dosti hum u nibhayenge.Tere har imtehan main saath jayenge,
Tum exam dena hum bahar se parachi pakadyenge…..

Naari k chakkar main bhulo mat yaari! Laat maregi nari to yaad ayegi yaari.
Baat mano hari ban jao brahmchari! Ye jankari janhit main jaari!
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Urdu
Arz Kiya hai….

Maine poocha chand se…
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..
Chand ne kaha ,
Abe gadhe, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya
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Urdu
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye
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Urdu
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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Urdu
na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge??????
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Urdu
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana…………..
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
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Urdu
Shaadi ki Daastaan

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao,
aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.
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Urdu
koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko…
koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko…

nuclear power ka zamana hai….

bomb se uda de saale ko
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Urdu
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de dun
Tu Raat maange main raat de dun
Tu Dil maange main dil de dun
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh raheye hai kya???
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Urdu

khabhi muhabat or hussan buhat achay dost thay.aik din ye dono aik dosray say batain kar rahay thay.itnay main chand nikal aaya,muhabat nay chand ki tareef ki,hussan ko ye baat buhat buri lagi or oss nay muhabat ki eyes noch li, buss oss din say muhabat andhi or hussan maghroor ho gaya.
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Urdu

Hein Chaand Tu Is Tarah
Itrakar Na Dekh,
Humne Bhi Kayee Chand Dekhen Hein
Tummhe To Daag Hein,
Humne To BeDaag Dekhen Hein.