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Urdu YE KIS TARHAN YAD AA RAHE HO ANKHAIN BAND HAIN PHIR BHI NAZAR AA RAHE HO NAJANE KIUN AISA LAGTA HE JASAY SAMNAY KHAREY HO AUR SEeNG HiLA RaHaY HooOO00!! Urdu Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto par laga dena, Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaro, Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa dena. Urdu Boy: teri judaai mein neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jati hai, dil rota hai Girl: doctor ko dikha lo, kion k dengi virus bhi aise he hota hai.. Urdu ur ABCDEFGHIJK A-atractive, B-beautiful, C-charmin, D-dazzlin, E-excelent, F-fabulus, G-gud lukin, H-handsum IJK IM JUST KIDDIN! Urdu Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai Urdu Aahat si agar ho to laga k tum ho.... Sans tham si gai to laga k tum ho... Huwa si lehrai to laga k tum ho... AB TUM HI BATABO KIYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO... Urdu Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out...who who who Urdu jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi Urdu Na khuwaish hai sitaron ki , Na tamanna hai baharon ki , Bas aik aap jaisa dost mil jayay , Jo mat maar day saron ki ..... Urdu oh hasdi c, hasaundi c, wallan nu leharaundi c, dekh ke sharmaundi c, kujh keh ke muskurandi c, Ajj pata lagga..........saali fudu banaundi c. Urdu Gulab ko bhi kanwal bana daytay , Unki aik nazar per ghazal bana daytay , Kambakht marta hee nahi ham pay koi , nahi to Lahore mein bhi 'Taj Mahal' bana daytay .. Urdu Is taran ham aap ko chahtay hain , K duniya walay dekh ker jal jatay hain , yuon tu ham sab hee ko ulloo banatay hain , mager aap zara jaldi ban jatay hain .... Urdu Nighaoon ko nighaoon say mila ker tu dekho , Dil ki baat aik baar bata ker tu dekho , Sab qareeb aein gay tumaray , Aik hafta lagataar naha ker tu dekho ..... Urdu arzz hai....... arzz hai....... aji aapko satana hamara farzz hai!!! Urdu sagar main pani... pani main fish... aapko Namaste... aapki girlfreind ko kiss.. muaaaaaaaaaah, maja aa gaya Urdu Kitney haseen hain aap...... Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo. Sirf aankho mei kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin. Galey mei NIMBU MIRCHI Bhi Latkaya karo...:p Urdu jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage, baat aa kar jaban per rune lage..... toh... . . . are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo... very simple Urdu Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, jutiyan tujhe pade, kartut meri ho Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi… unki gali k chakkar katte katte, kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, vo to hamare na ho sake, hum kutton k sardar ho gaye Dosti hum u nibhayenge.Tere har imtehan main saath jayenge, Tum exam dena hum bahar se parachi pakadyenge..... Naari k chakkar main bhulo mat yaari! Laat maregi nari to yaad ayegi yaari. Baat mano hari ban jao brahmchari! Ye jankari janhit main jaari! Urdu Arz Kiya hai.... Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand ne kaha , Abe gadhe, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya Urdu Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye Urdu Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! Urdu na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi, dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi, sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai, har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai, kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge, hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge?????? Urdu subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana, table par rakh kar jor se chilana, aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana.............. ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi, kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpai, agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena, munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena. Urdu Shaadi ki Daastaan Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha, khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi, ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi, subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana, wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana, muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo, jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana. gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi, dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi, saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha, ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha. Urdu koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko... koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko... nuclear power ka zamana hai.... bomb se uda de saale ko Urdu Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de dun Tu Raat maange main raat de dun Tu Dil maange main dil de dun Tu Jaan maange...... Abe bas Departmental Store samajh raheye hai kya??? |
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