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Urdu Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, POETRY bhi tumharE smell martE hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi... Urdu aap mann hi mann unhe chahtey reh gaye.. Unhey pataane ka plan banaate reh gaye.. Pata chala koi aur le gaya unhey.. aur aap unki shaadi mei, tent aur kursiyan lagaate reh gaye :( class="font01" color=""> Urdu Chaha hai jise chahat sai zada Samjha hai jise Muhabbat sai zada Bharosa hai jispe khud sai zada Wohi hai tu Haraamzada!!!!!! Urdu Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin! Urdu Mujhe apne bhaanjey k liye ek bewi chaahiye............. Zara gaur farmaaiye....... Mujhe apne bhaanjey k liye ek bewi chaahiye. Har taraf se ye aawaz aayi k............. Hamaari le jaaiye....hamaari le jaaiye.. Urdu gunganta nachta gata hua darkar hai dil ko behlanay ki khatir jhunjhuna darkar hai ik sahaili doseri se hans ker boli ik din jis ko shohar keh sakoon wo maskhara darkar hai.. Urdu har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan kyonki har dil mai chaar - paanch mumtaz hoti hai Urdu main putter ek kisan da tu raahi afsar di dee tera mera jor v ki main khokhay te sigrat phookan tu p, c vich chaa pee tera mera jor v kee main ek shirt noo tou tou pavan tere sooot panji tee tera mera jor v ki main maar maar B.A kita tu computer vick M.S.C tera mera jor v kiii tere pichay sohnay munday sadhay pichay C.I.D tera mera jor v kii tere naaz nakharay naloon saanu changi mamy de tee tera mera jor v kii . Urdu sheir suno sheir ghoor se suno .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . mujhe nae ata kisi aur se suno Urdu number wala pehen liya chashma ab baron main shumar humara hai aankhoon main jo basi thi is ne bhi uncle keh ke pukara hai.... Urdu jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi Urdu subho shaam tare yad avay hay sare sare rat jagave hay kernay ko to ker lain call tujhe Par customer center wale larkee baar baar hamara balance LOW bataway hay Urdu Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota Agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nahin hota To har %$$$ ke paas mobile nahin hota Urdu YE CHAND BHI KIA KHUB GAZAB DHATA HAI WAH WAH WAH................ ZARA GOUD FARMAIYE GA YE CHAND BHI KIA KHUB GAZAB DHATA HAI BACHPAN MAIN MAMU AUR JAWANI MAIN SANAM NAZAR AATA HAI Urdu MAT KAR APNE HUSN PE ITNA GUROOR AI PAGLI PATA HAI TU ISTIMAL KARTI HAI FAIR-N-LOVELY Urdu kabi tum apne mohabbat ka aitabar to do Ma chahoon toot k tumhan ye ikhtyar to do Guzartee he nahe muj say zindage tanha Aik NARGIS kee CD udhar to doooooooooo, Urdu arzz hai....... arzz hai....... aji aapko satana hamara farzz hai!!! Urdu Berh raha kay qom kay bacho'n may zoq-i-shairi Goiya shairi her ferd pay ik farz hay Rahay yehi aalam tu her molood, paydai'sh kay baad Sans lety he pukaray ga, "maatla arz hay" Urdu Kitney haseen hain aap...... Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo. Sirf aankho mei kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin. Galey mei NIMBU MIRCHI Bhi Latkaya karo...:p Urdu aap aaj phir najar nahi aaye... aap aaj phir najar nahi aaye... tamanna ke phool phir murjhaye... jane kin galiyon mein kho gaye hain aap hum toh police station se paagal khane tak dhoond aaye... Urdu Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha… Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha… Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee, Mere lectureres se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha.. Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha… Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai, Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha… Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai, Meri class ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha… Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha Urdu The night is dark The moon is high I stop my car U ask why ? I come close to u U feel shy I tell u those 3 words ..... ..... ..... ..... Hai La Panchar! Urdu Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye Urdu Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! Urdu i will. but cant u be a little nice, and get me a discount by cleaning those dishes Urdu I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill" Urdu LOG KEHTE HAI PYAR ITNA B MAT KARO KE GIRLFIREND SAR PAR SAWAR HO JEY HUME KEHTE HAI PYAR ITNA KARO KI GIRLFIEND KI FRIEND B SATH FARAR HO JAYE..... Urdu Life main kai yaar milte hai, usme kuch kharab to kuch dildar milte hai, padhai karne se kai bante hai doctor, engineer warna halwai ki dukan par bhajia talte hain Urdu Meri prem kahani ka..., kya ajeeb ENDING tha..., Ezhar-E-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se..., jo uski shaadi takPENDING tha..!! |
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