Pakistani Shayari, Poetry Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone

Urdu
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

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Urdu
Mujhe apne bhaanjey k liye ek bewi chaahiye………….

Zara gaur farmaaiye…….

Mujhe apne bhaanjey k liye ek bewi chaahiye.

Har taraf se ye aawaz aayi k………….

Hamaari le jaaiye….hamaari le jaaiye..
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Urdu
gunganta nachta gata hua darkar hai
dil ko behlanay ki khatir jhunjhuna darkar hai
ik sahaili doseri se hans ker boli ik din
jis ko shohar keh sakoon wo maskhara darkar hai..
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Urdu
har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai
har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan
kyonki har dil mai chaar – paanch mumtaz hoti hai
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Urdu
main putter ek kisan da
tu raahi afsar di dee
tera mera jor v ki
main khokhay te sigrat phookan
tu p, c vich chaa pee
tera mera jor v kee
main ek shirt noo tou tou pavan
tere sooot panji tee
tera mera jor v ki
main maar maar B.A kita
tu computer vick M.S.C
tera mera jor v kiii
tere pichay sohnay munday
sadhay pichay C.I.D
tera mera jor v kii
tere naaz nakharay naloon
saanu changi mamy de tee
tera mera jor v kii .
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sheir suno sheir ghoor se suno

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mujhe nae ata kisi aur se suno
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Urdu
number wala pehen liya chashma
ab baron main shumar humara hai
aankhoon main jo basi thi
is ne bhi uncle keh ke pukara hai….
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Urdu
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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Urdu
subho shaam tare yad avay hay
sare sare rat jagave hay
kernay ko to ker lain call tujhe
Par customer center wale larkee baar baar
hamara balance LOW bataway hay
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Urdu
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nahin hota
To har %$$$ ke paas mobile nahin hota
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Urdu
YE CHAND BHI KIA KHUB GAZAB DHATA HAI

WAH WAH WAH…………….
ZARA GOUD FARMAIYE GA

YE CHAND BHI KIA KHUB GAZAB DHATA HAI
BACHPAN MAIN MAMU
AUR JAWANI MAIN SANAM NAZAR AATA HAI
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Urdu
MAT KAR APNE HUSN PE ITNA GUROOR AI PAGLI
PATA HAI TU ISTIMAL KARTI HAI FAIR-N-LOVELY Urdu
kabi tum apne mohabbat ka aitabar to do
Ma chahoon toot k tumhan ye ikhtyar to do
Guzartee he nahe muj say zindage tanha
Aik NARGIS kee CD udhar to doooooooooo,
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Urdu
arzz hai…….

arzz hai…….

aji aapko satana hamara farzz hai!!!
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Urdu
Berh raha kay qom kay bacho’n may zoq-i-shairi

Goiya shairi her ferd pay ik farz hay

Rahay yehi aalam tu her molood, paydai’sh kay baad

Sans lety he pukaray ga, “maatla arz hay”
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Urdu
Kitney haseen hain aap……
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo.
Sirf aankho mei kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin.
Galey mei NIMBU MIRCHI Bhi Latkaya karo…:p
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Urdu
aap aaj phir najar nahi aaye…
aap aaj phir najar nahi aaye…
tamanna ke phool phir murjhaye…
jane kin galiyon mein kho gaye hain aap
hum toh police station se paagal khane tak dhoond aaye…
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Urdu
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere lectureres se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri class ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha
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Urdu
The night is dark

The moon is high

I stop my car

U ask why ?

I come close to u

U feel shy

I tell u those 3 words
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Hai La Panchar!
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Urdu
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye
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Urdu
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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Urdu
i will. but cant u be a little nice, and get me a discount by cleaning those dishes
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Urdu
I want u… To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
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Urdu
LOG KEHTE HAI PYAR ITNA B MAT KARO
KE GIRLFIREND SAR PAR SAWAR HO JEY
HUME KEHTE HAI PYAR ITNA KARO KI
GIRLFIEND KI FRIEND B SATH FARAR HO JAYE…..
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Urdu
Life main kai yaar milte hai, usme kuch kharab to kuch dildar milte hai, padhai karne se kai bante hai doctor, engineer warna halwai ki dukan par bhajia talte hain
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Urdu
Meri prem kahani ka…, kya ajeeb ENDING tha…, Ezhar-E-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se…, jo uski shaadi takPENDING tha..!!
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Urdu

“AANSOO”

Mukurahat se zeyada SPECIAL hote hain

Pata hai Q…?

Q k musorahat toh sab k liye hoti hai

Magar “AANSO” sirf un k liye hote hain

“JINHAIN hum khoona nhi chaty.. ?¢?·?
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Urdu

Chaho to dil se hame mita dena,
Chaho to hamko bhula dena,
Par ye vaada karo a dost,
Ki jab yaad aye hamari to rona mat bas muskura dena…