English Shayari, Poetry Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone

Urdu
poori boottle na sahee aik jaam tu ho jaaye, milna na sahee dua salam tu hojaaye, tumhari yaad mai haam beemaar paray hain, kaam se kaam aap ko zukaam tu hojaaye..

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Urdu
ek admi telescope se akas dekh raha tha.
sardar bhi use dhyan se dekh raha tha.
tabhi ek tara tuta.sardar jor se chilaya ,
wah.. boss kya nisana lagaya……..
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Urdu
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Urdu
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
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Urdu
yoon to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI’’,
magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI’’
vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI’’,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’
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Urdu
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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Urdu
BOY: Tere ishq main meri jaan jati hai, chain khota hai, neend udti hai, dil rota hai…

GIRL: Doctor ko dikha le bhai kyunki dengue virus bhi aisa he hota hai….
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Urdu
OSAMA LADIN TO BIG B: How r u?

Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And u?

OSAMA: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum….
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Urdu
Bahar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli”Shukriya Bhai Jaan”
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Urdu
Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.
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Urdu
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du…….
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Urdu
Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko…
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
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Urdu
apki bekhudi me jo justju hoti hai,wo mere qasdan ki guftgu hai.mere jamal se apka khumar chala jayega,or ye sms sir khujane per bhi samajh nahi ayega…….:P
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Urdu
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
agar fir be samajh na aaye,to film ‘TERE NAAM’ dekh lo
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Urdu
Judai kya hoti hai aashiq se puchho, bewafa se kya puchhte ho,
Khuda kehte hai ki aashiq marte nahi jalaye jaate hai,
kabar khod ke dekho to intezar mein paye jaate hai!
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Urdu
Aye khuda kisi ko pyar mein diwana na bana,
diwana banaya to pyar mein bewafai na dena,
bewafai gi jo tune to maut bhi dena,
par judai ke aalam mein na jalana!
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Urdu
Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand ho use ILove U kehna
agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat
raakhi nikalna aur kehna “pyaari behna milti rehna”
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Urdu
tareef ke kabil hum kahan, charcha to aapki chalti hai.
sab kuchh hai aapke paas,
bus seeng aur poochh ki kami khalti hai.
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urdu

Zara dhyan rkhna ye meri pehli muhabat hai.

wafa ka maan rakhna ye meri pehli muhabat hai.

Kahan is umer mein hum bhais badlain ge faqiron ka!

Milan asan rkhna ye meri pehli muhbat hai.

Judai k dino mein log chhry bhol jaty

hain.

Meri pehchan rakhna ye meri pahli muhabat hai.