Ghazals Shayari, Poetry Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone

Urdu
Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena. Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto par laga dena, Main taj mahal to nahi mangta yaro,Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa dena.

Urdu
ABCDEFGHIJK
A-atractive, B-beautiful, C-charmin ,D-dazzlin, E-excelent, F-fabulus, G-gud lukin, H-handsum IJK IM JUST KIDDIN!
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Urdu
Aahat si agar ho to laga k tum ho….

Sans tham si gai to laga k tum ho…

Huwa si lehrai to laga k tum ho…

AB TUM HI BATABO KIYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO…
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Urdu
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…who who who
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Urdu
Boy: teri judaai mein neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jati hai, dil rota hai

Girl: doctor ko dikha lo, kion k dengi virus bhi aise he hota hai..
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Urdu
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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Urdu
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Urdu
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi….
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Urdu
Hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai
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Urdu
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho… Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho…
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Urdu
Nighaoon ko nighaoon say mila ker tu dekho ,
Dil ki baat aik baar bata ker tu dekho ,
Sab qareeb aein gay tumaray ,
Aik hafta lagataar naha ker tu dekho …..
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Urdu
arzz hai…….

arzz hai…….

aji aapko satana hamara farzz hai!!!
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Urdu
sagar main pani…
pani main fish…
aapko Namaste…
aapki girlfreind ko kiss..
muaaaaaaaaaah,
maja aa gaya
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Urdu
Kitney haseen hain aap……
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo.
Sirf aankho mei kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin.
Galey mei NIMBU MIRCHI Bhi Latkaya karo…:p
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Urdu
jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage,
baat aa kar jaban per rune lage…..
toh…
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are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo…
very simple
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Urdu
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
jutiyan tujhe pade, kartut meri ho

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,

Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,

Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,

Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

unki gali k chakkar katte katte,kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
vo to hamare na ho sake,hum kutton k sardar ho gaye

Dosti hum u nibhayenge.Tere har imtehan main saath jayenge,
Tum exam dena hum bahar se parachi pakadyenge…..

Naari k chakkar main bhulo mat yaari! Laat maregi nari to yaad ayegi yaari.
Baat mano hari ban jao brahmchari! Ye jankari janhit main jaari!

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Urdu
Arz Kiya hai….

Maine poocha chand se…
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..
Chand ne kaha ,
Abe gadhe, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya
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Urdu
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye
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Urdu
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete…Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete…
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Urdu
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar …..Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar
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Urdu
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
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Urdu
Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
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Urdu
Meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
Plz jhoot bolna band karo
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Urdu
DEKH KER TAJ MEHAL KO BOLA SHAH JAHAN KA POTA…..
DEKH KER TAJ MEHAL KO BOLA SHAH JAHAN KA POTA…..
DADI AGER TU NA HOTI TOH YEH KHARCHA NA HOTA………
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urdu

aik samandar hai meray mukabil main

aik qatra muj se sambala nai jata

aik umer bitani hai tere bagair

aik lamha mujse guzara nai jata
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urdu

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHI”

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu