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English When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute. English How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!! English Of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection! English Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! English What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<< English He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! English I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins! English If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays? English Roses are red. voilets are corny. when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!! English Sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!! Urdu Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P Urdu ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi. Urdu conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ? English imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ? teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay. English Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI. English Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son. English Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice around da head F**ked her arse & went 2 bed! English A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt! English A teacher asked "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replied "feet" - coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! English A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness . English Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network. English 23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE English Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves English Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! English Types of arse ... (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!! | |||
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