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Sexy Text Messages And Jokes
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English American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand. English Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom. English I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!! English GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. English A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn. English I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report 2 my bedroom. English I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS. English Hello! I m a little alien called Kan. I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone. And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! English Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts English I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth English I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land... English Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good!! English There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX ! English Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?! English Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing. SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what? English A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. English Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. English Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. Urdu Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho Tayz ho.. Garam ho.. Doodh Ziyadaa ho.. Jo raat ko sonay naa dey.. English When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. . English " if u were a drum id bang u, if u were a pig id pork u, if u were a flower id root u, if u were a nail id screw u, but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u! English I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream... English 1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?' English Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. English A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! | |||
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