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Sexy Text Messages And Jokes
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Urdu Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher : Kyon? Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta. Urdu choos lo na chosnay k liya tu hai tum bhi chosva laina main bhi choos don ge plz plz plz plz chooslo yeh lolly pop Urdu Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi Urdu Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain. 1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha. 2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha. or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai English Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor. Urdu Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so hilao... Urdu sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale, agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale, par sex karo daily English Niple niple little star ...can i suck you in my car ...up above the breast so have...always milky never dry...let me touch it never shy...in the bra it will be dry ... Urdu thora sa karne do Plz thora sa karne do kisi ko pati nahi chale ga bus thora sa karne do aik chota sa sms Urdu English Mix A girl for First the time was handling a boy's cock. After some time, some drops came out, she asked wat's that? The boy said:Yeh Khushi ke AANSOO hai. English A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!! Urdu 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha. English how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! English Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? Urdu Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P Urdu ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi. Urdu conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ? Urdu imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ? teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay. Urdu Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI. Urdu aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha....... Larai nichli gali main hoti hai Pakray hum jatay hain...!!! Urdu Pehlay kiss karo.. Phir shirt utaro.. Phir fuck karo.. Kitna asan hai sex karna !! English Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode. Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily. Girl: Just recharge the battery. Urdu Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge! Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao. English how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! Urdu Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide 1. Boil nhi karna parta 2. Kharab nhi hota 3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand 4. Dil kash packing main 5. Aik k saath dusra FREE English Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife's underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend? Urdu 4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. 3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain English A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!! English American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand. | |||
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