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Sexy Text Messages And Jokes
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Urdu Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ? Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. Urdu 1 Person : Season Offer Aik rupey ki do Sardar : kya bhi kya 1 Person : Gand pe laat English Did u know meaning of WOMEN? "W"ant "O"ne "M"an for "E"very "N"ight English Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! Urdu Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day Urdu Tujhe dekhker aksar Aajate hain mujhe chakker Samajh nahin aata mujhe Tum moannis ho ya muzakker Urdu AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA LERKI : VO KIYOO LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI Urdu Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. Urdu Wo mangti the mein deta na tha, jawab us k sawaloo ka. Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya, hath se phool gulab ka. Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay jab under jata hay, kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka. Urdu Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge Urdu Ah ohh ah ohh nahi nahi uff , nahi ah ah ah ah; plz dont nahi nahi nahi aaaah aah aah aah uff uff uff uff bus ah nahi oie oie nahi ah ah ah aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya.. Urdu Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan: 1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega. 2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga. 3. Don't scroll down: Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga. English If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u Urdu Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna. Dost 2 : woh kyun? Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain. English Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service. Urdu English Mix all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat, age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT... above 60 no no bury Bat Urdu Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ? Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai. Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ? Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer. Urdu Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho Tayz ho.. Garam ho.. Doodh Ziyadaa ho.. Jo raat ko sonay naa dey.. English When I went to the Madras, I fucked a lady on the grass... When I insert inch One, She says its none... When I insert inch Two She says its few... When I insert inch Three, She says its free... When I insert inch Four, She says its i want more... When I insert inch Five, She says its just like a knife... When I insert inch Six, She says its fix... When I insert inch Seven, She says i m feeling in a heaven... When I insert inch Eight, She says its great... When I insert inch Nine, She says its hole of mine... When I insert inch Ten, She says are you a donkey or a man... Urdu English Mix "When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai? | |||
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