Funny Hindi Sms Jokes: Text Messages

Hindi
Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?
Stud: Ap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye apka veham hai. (139 Word)

	Urdu Boy: mom, aj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.. ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega. (140 Word) ……………………………………. Hindi Doctor to charsi: Cigarette noshi insan ko ahista ahista mar deti hay. Charsi: Chalo theak a sano keri galdi a. (111 Word) …………………………………………….
Hindi Apko bhol jau umar guzarne ki bat ha Ap ko na ho yakin yeh aur baat ha Jab tak rahegi sans tab tak rahonge yad Yeh sans tut jaye to aur bat hai (143 Word)	Hindi Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge. (138 Word)
Urdu Thank Kal se tabiyat khrab thi. ik per baba ko dekhya baba g ne kha tum per kangosi ka saya hay kisi bary kngos ko sms karo ab acha feel ho ga (142 Word)	Urdu Sardar apni shadi pe udas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai Sar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai Pata nai aba mujhe le jata hay ya nahi (148 Word)
Funny Hindi Sar: Kal koi myri B.V k purse sy 2000 Ly giya Pat:Jhut Bolti hy sali,1500 tha, ham ne 2 bar gina tha, Sar: Pysy ka masla nhi hy Bas Tu Bnda Lab. (146 Word)	Funny Sms Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain Maa Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho Beta: Parh Raha Hon Maa: Excellent ! Kya Parh Rahay Ho Beta: Girl Friend K Messages (141 Word)
Hindi Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye sirf doctor ya engineer ban’na zarori nh.. . . . . . . . . Ap security guard bhi ban skte hein… ;->(129 Word)	Hindi Dost: Yar Dr. ye Q Pochty Hain K Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya? 2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hai. (133 Word)
Hindi Aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay Buhat agay jaow gay… Kiuke App jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say Ye kahain gain Chal bay chal agay chall (140 Word)	Hindi Sardar Apna Radio Thek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya Sho: Radio To Thek Hai Bas Mousam Kharab Hai Es Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha Sar: Thek Hai Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day (151 Word)

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Urdu
Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi”
salay dishonour cheque”
zameen pe Liability
Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment”
saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment”
Itna maaro gi k zindagi bhar teri balance sheet b Equal nahe ho gi”