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Urdu Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di. Phir? Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi... Urdu o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko mujh se choodwana sanam English A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart! Urdu pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main wakeel nay day di dalil choot main haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main abb nahi jati keel choot main.. English Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode. Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily. Girl: Just recharge the battery. Urdu 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha. English how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! English A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: "My husband only has ONE FOOT". Her Mother replied: "You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES" Urdu Feelings of girls after exam & Sex.. kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata. Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya. mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi. saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain. Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi. English 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said... ''My wife is better'' 2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said... ''U were right, your wife is better.. Urdu Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di. Phir? Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi... Urdu fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main Urdu o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko mujh se choodwana sanam Urdu pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main wakeel nay day di dalil choot main haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main abb nahi jati keel choot main.. English A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart! English Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode. Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily. Girl: Just recharge the battery. Urdu 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha. English how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! English Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas English What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor! English Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! English A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: "My husband only has ONE FOOT". Her Mother replied: "You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES" Urdu Kya khel ishq ne khela hai kyun latka hua ye kela hai dil kal bhi mera akela tha lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai ye money nahin chhooti lun ki hum kitni bar naha bethe din men panch bar naha bethe Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai | |||
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