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Urdu Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya. Thats Cheating Urdu Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai. Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa jaye to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon. Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! ! English Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas English He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! English Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! Urdu Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day Urdu PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay Urdu AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA LERKI : VO KIYOO LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI Urdu Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha... Urdu Girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun? MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi. Urdu Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka. English How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point. Urdu Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan: 1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega. 2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga. 3. Don't scroll down: Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga. Urdu Aayi thi diwali, shuru Hui thand, sikudi thi chut, akade the lund Aa gai holi, chali gai thand, khul gayi chut, latak Gaye lund Urdu dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai ah oh dheere ah mar gayi ah oh ahah chal ab bas kar 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon English Mix Urdu Bhosri Plaza Hotel 'MENU CARD' Grilled mummay; Achari lund; Phuddi of the day; Tandoori bund Lullian sirkay waali: Chilly choot; Tattay mughlai; Gori bund da halwa; Nargisi tattay; Phuddi pakoray; Lund folooda; Mard makhan naan; Afghani gand kabab; Daigay mammay; Lund khara masala; Bhosri fried rice; Melted tutti cream; Peeshab up; Urdu Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi: Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai uper se 15000 kamata hai lardki walle: lardki nurse hai 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000 kamati hai! Urdu host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch packa wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo Urdu "HONEYMOON" H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala O-or dalo O-or tez N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a English Urdu Mix Sardar holding his wife's boobs; "jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si" Wife holds his penis; "je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si" English Urdu Mix "Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika" Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai; Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS likha hai English Urdu Mix Feelings of girls after exam & Sex.. kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata. Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya. mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi. saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain. Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi. English 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said... ''My wife is better'' 2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said... ''U were right, your wife is better.. English Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied: "B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!! English Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is mine" English 4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina.... 1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men at work Urdu 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi... pehli gashti: mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain... doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain....teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun.............. | |||
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