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Urdu barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho, to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho.. English 3 Galz having lunch. 1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !! English 2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi... pehli gashti: mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain... doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain....teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun.............. English Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega. Urdu Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Mom: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain English Urdu Mix Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Urdu Aik khusray nay viagra kha lee. Ander se awaz aye ittala-un araz hay k app k system main matlooba sahulat muysaar nahin hay. Urdu Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay Urdu Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ... Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga English Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own! English A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa. English What's the closest thing to a woman's period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked Urdu Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii Urdu Ik Larki thi dewaani si... Ik Larkay pe wo mar... Kuch lena tha usay... Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi Jab bi milti thi muijhey..... Ye hi pocha karti thi...... Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI Urdu fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main English The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you can never get your balls in...!!! English BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY English He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! English I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. English Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! English Urdu Mix Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi. English Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas English What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor! English Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! English Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. Urdu 1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! ! | |||
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