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Urdu English Urdu Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Urdu Urdu pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain English Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE Urdu Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr... NEvEr?? JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;-> Urdu
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr hAi .
BethA .
BAkrA ... :p ;-> Urdu Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;-> Hamesha Ganda Sochna English Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That's SMILE Urdu Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi... Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli .... na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli... mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola... acha... par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha... English 3 Galz having lunch. 1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !! English 2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day Urdu JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA, . AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN, . OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA, . OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY Urdu her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka Urdu Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day Urdu PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay Urdu AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA LERKI : VO KIYOO LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI Urdu Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha... English A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue So Open your mouth, Close your eyes and Give your tongue some exercise English Love is a Gambling, Don't play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. English Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job... English Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac, Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc, Orgasmofen. Urdu Aayi thi diwali, shuru Hui thand, sikudi thi chut, akade the lund Aa gai holi, chali gai thand, khul gayi chut, latak Gaye lund Urdu Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai, Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai, Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . . Urdu On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono. He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui. Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji. Santa: Yeh erect hai! Urdu Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha "Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:"Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!" Urdu Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge Urdu "HONEYMOON" H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala O-or dalo O-or tez N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a English Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman..... tryin 2 do a man's job!!!. English Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors! English During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network Urdu Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki.... "Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam, Mehangai ka Zamana hai.. 2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai. English Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied: "B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!! English Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is mine" English 4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina.... 1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men at work | |||
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