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English Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Urdu 3 sach gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha yad rakhna English When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute English Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! English What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<< English How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!! English A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor, 2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits! English oday its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! English I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! English Of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection! English Roses are red. voilets are corny. when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!! English Sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!! Urdu Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P Urdu ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi. Urdu conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ? Urdu imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ? teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay. Urdu Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI. English Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son. Urdu kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........ . . . . . abbay aapna mobile charge......... Urdu Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo...... English Urdu Mix Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!! Urdu Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. ... Phir thook lagao? .. ... Phir Seedha karo? ? .. ... Phir andar ghussao??? .. ... Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-) Urdu One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum. girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti. English Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! English Urdu Mix A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?" Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise? Sardar JE : oye us kutty dey Putter ney Maery Boss Ko pregnent kar dia hay English Malomati sawal? Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!! English It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. | |||
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