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Urdu
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...
Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli ....
na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli...
mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola...
acha...
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...
English
3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
English
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere
biwi raat
ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha
ke k kahti hay5 litre
dal day |
|
Urdu
JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,
.
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
.
OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
.
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY |
Urdu
her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka |
Urdu
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift
dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day |
Urdu
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay
hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay |
Urdu
AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX
NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI |
Urdu
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay
pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay
dalta tha... |
English
A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
and Give your tongue some exercise |
English
Love is a Gambling, Don't play with it
Guys get fun, Girls get blame
10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain
Then a baby comes out without any name.
Enjoy it or think it before you do it. |
English
Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both
make you
stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job... |
English
Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole,
Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol,
Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
Orgasmofen. |
Urdu
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund |
Urdu
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se
pyaar kisko hai . . . |
Urdu
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya
Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai! |
Urdu
Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha "Beta hamari
Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:"Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj
Hi Loot Loonga!" |
Urdu
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par
bole ab aur taakat
nahi hai, kal aayenge |
Urdu
"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a |
English
Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn
Woman.....
tryin 2 do a man's job!!!. |
English
Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So
respect the seniors! |
English
During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile
phone!"Boy:
"Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u
loose network |
Urdu
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai. |
English
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big?
Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!! |
English
Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv
an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd
d Cock u holdin is
mine" |
English
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n
slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
at work |
