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Santa Banta Text Messages And Jokes
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Urdu Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Urdu Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. Urdu Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. English Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes. Urdu Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Urdu Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? English Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also! English Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. English Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. Urdu A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... Urdu And English Mix Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!' English Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. English Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform? English Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. English Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her. Gal - What are you doing? Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University. Urdu And English Mix Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga. Urdu Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri. Santa: Koi hint? English Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman English Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets. English Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste. English Jeeto: Why do Farts stink? Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too! English Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! Urdu At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? Boy: Goal karan lai. Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey. Urdu/Punjabi Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." English Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. | |||
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