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Santa Banta Text Messages And Jokes
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Urdu Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...? Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya? Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si. English Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! English Banta: U looked troubled, what’s ur prob? Santa: I’m going to b a father Banta: But, that's wonderful Santa: What's wonderful! My wife doesn't know about it yet Urdu O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan? Banta: Karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai Urdu Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chimar gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao. Banta: Upaaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ? Urdu Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye. English Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child English Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car? Urdu And English Mix Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary. Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si ...! Urdu Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai Urdu Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai Urdu And English Mix Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI Urdu And English Mix Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty. Gets frustrated & says: Aaj kal murguian bhi abortion karati hain English Santa: If I die will u remarry? Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister Urdu Lady: Time kitna hua hai? Banta: Bra Panties. Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense. Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35 English Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' English Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai English Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto English A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend. Urdu Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. Urdu Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka. English While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here English Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye. Urdu Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. English Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered' | |||
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