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Santa Banta Text Messages And Jokes
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English Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey... Jeeto: Kehri film si ? Santa: Apne vyah di movie si ! English Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers Urdu And English Mix Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan English joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYA NASA Urdu Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai Urdu Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. Urdu Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..! Urdu Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi... English Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Urdu Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye Urdu In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW English Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai English Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For u n ur parents English Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs? Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open English Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. Urdu Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am Urdu A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye. Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya. English Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!. English At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Urdu And English Mix In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Urdu And English Mix Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Urdu And English Mix Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha Urdu Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich. Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi. Urdu Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga! | |||
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