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English An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa. Why? B'coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin Urdu Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain' Urdu Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai. Urdu Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! Urdu And English Mix A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya. English Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being. Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand. Urdu Santa: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Banta: No Santa: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Banta: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Santa: Aaho Banta: Pher tere te kutte ch ki farak hai? English Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on Escalators. Urdu Santa: Yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahin khulti, koi tarika batao. Banta: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chale jaao. Urdu Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. Urdu And English Mix I can kiss u without even touching u. Gal: U can't Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki Gal: Ok Santa kisses her lips Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs English Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything? Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!! Urdu Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata Urdu And English Pappu: Bapu idhar aa... Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai. Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja. Urdu And English Mix Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai Urdu Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha English Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss u on the phone. Santa: Take msg and give me later. Urdu And English Mix Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby? Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice... Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice? Urdu Santa: Oye, tera vyah ho gaya? Banta: Haan Santa: Kudi naal. Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya? Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si. Urdu And English Mix Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai English Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' English See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her Urdu Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna. Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai Urdu Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. Urdu Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. Urdu And English Mix Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest. Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata | |||
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