Free Santa Banta Text Sms Messeges Jokes For Cell phone And Mobiles

Urdu
Banta joins army, given AK 47. He’s puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

English
Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest.
English
Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
Urdu
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

Urdu
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?
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Urdu
Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha.
Nurse- Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA
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English
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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Urdu
Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in Luv
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Urdu
Santa talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se…?
Santa: Tumhari hai.
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English
Santa: I’d like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn’t know the albhabets yet.
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Urdu
Santa’s son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta’s son: How?
Santa’s son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.
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English
What’s an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
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English
If u call ur mother as MUM what’ll u call mother’s younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum
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Urdu
Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Santa: MORI
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English
Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Well… He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
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English
Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
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English
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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English
Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?
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Urdu
Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Banta: 1 Frog.
Santa: Theek hai hor das?
Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.
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Urdu
Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
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English
Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest.
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English
What’s an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
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English
If u call ur mother as MUM what’ll u call mother’s younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum
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Urdu
Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Santa: MORI

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  1. Jafir April 19, 2011
  2. Wishal April 22, 2011

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