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Santa Banta Text Messages And Jokes
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English Pappu: Dad what’s Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form? Urdu Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! Urdu Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai? Urdu Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain. Santa: Ye to hona hi tha. Nurse- Kyon? Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA English Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also. Urdu Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv Urdu Santa talking on phone. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...? Santa: Tumhari hai. English Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ? Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet. Urdu Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta's son: How? Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat. Urdu Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga. English Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest. Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest. English What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old. English If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis? Santa: Minimum and Maximum Urdu Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai. Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai? Santa: MORI English Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? Banta: Don’t know. Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his! English Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye! Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where? English Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. English Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now. Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also? Urdu Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water? Banta: 1 Frog. Santa: Theek hai hor das? Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa. Urdu Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha. English Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest. Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest. English What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old. English If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis? Santa: Minimum and Maximum Urdu Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai. Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai? Santa: MORI | |||
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