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Santa Banta Text Messages And Jokes
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English Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. Urdu And English What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi English Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call English Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. Urdu Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." English Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! English Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman English Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform? English Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. Urdu And English Mix A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... English Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. English Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. Urdu Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Urdu Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Urdu Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. Urdu Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. Urdu Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Urdu And English Mix Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. English Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." English Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! Urdu And English Mix Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!! English Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up. Urdu Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" Urdu Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai. English Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! | |||
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