• Descent SMS
• Santa Banta SMS
• Valentines' Day SMS
• Good Morning SMS
• Good Night SMS
• New Year SMS

• Love SMS
• Flirt SMS
• Sexy SMS
• Funny SMS
• Sayings SMS
• Poetry SMS

• Birthday SMS
• Kiss SMS
• Diwali SMS
• Islamic SMS
• Urdu SMS
• Other SMS

• Greeting SMS
• Friendship SMS
• Eid Mubarak SMS
• Miss You SMS
• Christmas SMS
• Remember Me SMS

English
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

English
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

English
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

English + Urdu
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

English
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Urdu
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

English
Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!

Why?

He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

English
Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak

Urdu
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

Urdu
Teacher : Y didn't U do Ur homework?

Santa: I'm in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?