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English when nights are long,friends are few,i sit by my window n think of u...a silent wish,a silent tear,with al my heart i wish u wer here.. English Whats the difference between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi didn't know whats lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference. Urdu Utho... Ye koi sone ka waqt hai...! Jab dekho sote rehte ho,sari umar so so ke hi bitani hai kya..? Abhi muje reply mat karna "i m sleeping..." English There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it English THOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATION- Don't marry n make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor n make several women happy! Urdu Ladka bola Dilruba, Ladki boli Pizza khila, Wo bola Paise nahi, Ye boli -Aise nahi, Ladka bola-Mehengayi hai, Ladki boli AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI. Keep Smiling!! Urdu Dua karte hai sar jhukaye Dost apni har manzil ko paye Agar teri raho mein kahi andhere aye, To khuda roshni ke liye hame jalaye... Urdu santa banta Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv English santa banta Pappu: Dad what’s Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form? English Question: what makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? English Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving! English I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me. English I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children. English If a cat crosses u, wen u r going sumwhere it means ? ? that d cat is also going sumwhere.... English Some Romantic Chocolates: KIT KAT - Kiss In Time, Kiss At Touch. DAIRY MILK - Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly for a Long Kiss. PERK - Personal Emotional Romantic Kiss. MUNCH - Most Unforgetbale Naughty Cool Hug. Urdu PYAR karoge paresan rahoge, SHADI karoge shansari banoge.DIVORCE doge devdas banoge, hamse dosti karoge BIDNASH rahoge...! Urdu Om namah SHIVAY! Om sai RAM! Wahe GURU! Jai sri KRISHNA! Dar mat! Kisi ko forward nahi karna hai.... Khud hi jap le.... "P A A P I" Urdu Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplane jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain. English Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter:But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar:So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED. English A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. Urdu MASTERJI(Class me)-agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jai to wo puri hoti hai. LADKE-rahne do sir,agar aisa hota to aap Jinda na Hote English Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. Urdu Kabir ka DOHA..... MISS U MISS U sab kahe, par actualy miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band qu hoe!!! Urdu Ek nayi jodi shadi k baad ashirvad lene k liye politician k pas gayi politician bola;hum ashirvad nahi dete,hum to sirf udghatan karte hain | |||
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