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English I'm not as dumb as you look. English It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back. English That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike. English Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there. English We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows. English 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?! English 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message English A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ... English A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart! English All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ... English As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working. English Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep! English Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children. English Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! English Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer. English Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part? Urdu BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai......... Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai..... Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii., Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI.......... Urdu Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye... Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye... Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina, Aap hame hi bhul gaye... Urdu Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai, Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai. Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai. Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai. Urdu Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai. Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai. Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai Urdu Tumahre liye railway me job nikli hain.. 40000p/m de raha hain,. Job kuchh is prakar hain... Shatabdi express ki light kharab ho gayi hain, Torch leker uske aage baaghna hain..... Urdu Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!! Urdu Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se, pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai DIL SE! Urdu Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko, Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko! Good Morning! Urdu Phool bankar muskarana zindagi hain, Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi hain.... Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi hain..... | |||
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