Jobs And Other Text Sms Messages And Jokes For Mobile And Cell Phone

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI……….
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I’m not as dumb as you look.
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It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
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That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
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Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
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We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
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10.000 new jobs … all tax inspectors?!
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise …
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A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
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All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise ‘my’ hand …
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As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
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Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
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Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine !
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.
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Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?
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Urdu
Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye…
Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye…
Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,
Aap hame hi bhul gaye…
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Urdu
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.

Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai.
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Urdu
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
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Urdu
Tumahre liye railway me job nikli hain..
40000p/m de raha hain,.
Job kuchh is prakar hain…
Shatabdi express ki light kharab ho gayi hain,
Torch leker uske aage baaghna hain…..
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Urdu
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai…!!
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Urdu
Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!
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Urdu
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi hain,
Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi hain….
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi hain…..
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English

They touch lightly your heart
And never must you part,
For when you see their eyes
There can be no good-byes