Relationship And Other Text Sms Messages And Jokes For Mobile And Cell Phone

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God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

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Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
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Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside…
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Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
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God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
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How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
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I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
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I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
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why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
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I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
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I love working. I can look at it for hours.
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I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!
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Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence… (a life sentence!).
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I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
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If I can be of any help, you’re in worse trouble than I thought.
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
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Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day