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English Keep the school clean ... stay home! English Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof? English Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it English Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it ! English Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code. English Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ... English Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside... English Lots of people stop working once they found a job! English girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! English God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY! English How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide. English I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me. English I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children. English why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts. English I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet. English I love working. I can look at it for hours. English I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen! English Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!). English I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it! English A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. English I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes. English Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. English If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! English If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought. English If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT? |
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