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English The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist English The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet. English That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike. English Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there. English Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet. English Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep. English Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next? English Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one English Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! English Mistakes have been made, others will be punished. English My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now. English My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. English No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems English No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?" English Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!! English Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. English Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol. English Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. English Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down English Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. English It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change. English It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance. English It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give. English It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live English Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them... | |||
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