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Urdu kaun kahta hai mujhe thes ka ehsaas nahi Zindagi ek udasi hai jo tum paas nahi Maang ke na piyun ye meri khuddari hai Iska matlab ye nahi ki mujhe pyaas nahi Urdu Bikta hai gum husn ke bazar main Lakhon dard hote hain Ek chote se inkar main Ho jao agar jamane se dukhi To swagat hain Dosto hamari DOSTI ke darbar main. Urdu Dard ki baarish ho rahi hai hawa zaraa aahistaa chal Dil ki miTTii hai abhii tak nam zaraa aahistaa chal Urdu Tere milane aur phir tere bichhar jaane ke biich Faasalaa rusvaaii ka hai kam zaraa aahistaa chal Urdu Apane dil hi main nahiin hai us ki maharuumi ki yaad Us ki aankhon mein bhi hai shabanam zaraa aahistaa chal Patient: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Patient: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai Urdu Husband: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi... Wife: Koun si film thi ? Husband: Apni shaadi ki movie thi ! English Husband: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Wife: Why 3? Husband: For you and your parents English A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid? English POOJA:WHAT NATIONALITY ARE YOU? GLORY:MY FATHER IS FROM ICELAND AND MY MOTHER IS FROM CUBA. POOJA:SO YOU ARE AN ICECUBE English The owner of a company tells his employees: You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks English Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause English You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult? English Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! ! English why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts. English When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months! English What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. English We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school! English Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!). English Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. English A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. English Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement! English Umm...your .... ZIP is open... English Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text English The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO English THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE | |||
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