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Urdu DIL SAY dil laga kar to dekho... meri yaad main anso baha kar to dekho... sms to kiya ham call be karain ge.. aik bar hamarey cell main card dalwa kar to dekhooo English This happened to an American visitor in Madras. In his hotel room he picked up the telephone one night and asked for a 7-up. The switchboard operator answered in his best English, "7-up? Yes, sir." The cold drink never arrived, but the next morning the tourist was woken up punctually at seven o clock. English When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election. A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age English A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid? English School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree English If love is sweet why does it hurt, if love is deep why does it burn, if love is warm why do we shiver, if love is tender why do we cry, if love is forever why do we die Urdu three similar feelings girls have after xams n sex 1)kitna lamba tha na; 2)kash thoda time aur mil jata; 3)pehle kitna daar lag raha tha; Urdu Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki, s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s Urdu Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti English Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one English Life... When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. Yesterday was past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift and that's why we call it the present! English A sparrow was in luv with a white rose... One fine day this sparrow proposed the white rose... The white rose told when she turns red she will love him.......... Sparrow tears his body and slowly spreads his blood on the white rose and it turns red. Nw the rose falls in luv with the sparrow but it is no more. This is luv Husband: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Wife: Why 3? Husband: For you and your parents! Urdu Husband: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi... Wife: Koun si film thi ? Husband: Apni shaadi ki movie thi Urdu Patient: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Patient: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai Urdu Pateint: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye Urdu Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge, sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, hum aapke har gum bhula denge Urdu Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi, bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi, bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost, kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi English Husband: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Wife: Why 3? Husband: For you and your parents! English system of love jan- rose feb- propose march- gift april- lift may- chatting june- dating july- miss u aug- kiss u sep- anger oct- danger nov- left dec- next English Santa did it again... Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? . . Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly English hi Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend English Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. Urdu Har jazbaat ko zaban nahi milti, har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti, muskan rakho to duniya hai saath, varna aasun ko to aankh mein bhi jagah nahi milti.. Urdu Na koi dost hai na raqeeb hai,, Ye shaher kitna ajeeb hai,,, wo jo ishq tha wo junoon tha,, ye jo hijr hai yeh naseeb hai,, Mein kis ka chehra parha karun,, yahan kon itna kareeb hai,, Mein kis se kahun mere sath chal,, Yahan sab k sir per saleeb hai. Urdu Jaane humse kya khata hui? jo yeh zindagi bewafa hui, manzil ka pata puchhte puchhte, jane kaha raahe lapata hui? dil to tha juda hi kab se hamara, jan bhi ab to dushman hamari hui, betaabi ka aalam aur yeh mast shamaa, yeh rut bhi jane kyu aaj meharban hui ! armaano me lipti hai aarzoo kai, yaar ki hamare na kuchh khabar hui, tanhai ki aag aur yeh judaai, bich me hamare gehri khaai hui, ek duje ke saath ko tadapte hai dono, fir yeh duniya kyu hamari parai hui? na tum bole na kaha kuchh humne, jaan gaye fir bhi dil se jo dil ki baate hui, paa gaye hum hamare dil ki gehraai, to kya hua na milan na koi mulakat hui... Urdu Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta Urdu Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga ! |
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