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English Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here! English some may find it SAD Can't believe after all this SHIT that they have been through, they are still together..... English This messsage was created by an INDIAN, on a KOREAN phone, smuggled by a PAKISTANI.....this is globalization English J . . . . . WHO ? your bums...!! English A big but good SMS... 1 Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came & asked him, " Are u relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came & asked the same Question. Sardar answered "No No Me Banta Singh" Third 1 came & asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed & decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went & asked him "Are u Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated & answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him & said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan aaram kar raha hai." English Defn. of Globalisation Princess Diana's Death- A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine. English LIVE WITH NO EXCUSES AND LOVE WITH NO REGRETS WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU A 100 REASONS TO CRY, SHOW LIFE THAT YOU HAVE A 1000 REASONS TO SMILE. English A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid? English A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office & had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone & started to pretend he had a big deal working. English He threw huge figures around & made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" English The Visitor said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines." ????al ?a?¢?al. English This one is Ultimate... (If u understand it) A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a Sardar joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." English Our bartender is Sardar, the bouncer is Sardar. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is a Sardar. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." English Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap. English Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'" Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied. English oneday all sardars want to prove the world that they are not fools. So, they call 3 gr8 mathematicians and a very "intelligent" sardar for a quiz. its like, the mathematicians will be asking that sardar 3 mathematical additions and the sardar will be answering "correctly" to prove that all sardars are bright. So, hundreds of sardars came to watch the show. The quiz began.. QM: Ok sardar wht is 36+44 sardar: 60. QM: wrong.. AUDIENCE( all sardars): ONE MORE CHANCE, ONE MORE CHANCE QM: Ok let me give a simpler one..wht is 12 + 12 sardar: 20 QM: wrong.. AUDIENCE( all sardars): shout ONE MORE CHANCE, ONE MORE CHANCE QM: Ok let me give a even more simple one..wht is 2+2 sardar: 4 AUDIENCE( before QM says anything): ONE MORE CHANCE, ONE MORE CHANCE...audience proved themselves that they are....sardars.. English Interview.... OFFICER----------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE-----------------M P. SIR OFFICER----------------TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE---------------MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER--------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? CANDIDATE----------------M P. SIR OFFICER-------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE-------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER-------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE--------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ? CANDIDATE-------------NO, MANI PAL SIR OFFICER------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ? CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ? CANDIDATE------------METRIC PASS OFFICER-------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ? CANDIDATE------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE-------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE----------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER-------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE---------- -M P. SIR OFFICER----------------WHAT is it NOW CANDIDATE-------------My Performance....? OFFICER----------------M P!!!! CANDIDATE------------WHAT IS THAT SIR OFFICER--------------MENTAL PROBLEM English Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!). English Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. English A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. Urdu Aasman main jitnay sitaray hain Ankhon Main utnay Isharey hain Samundar Main jitnay kinaray hain utnay screw dheelay tumharey hain English when i was born shaitan said oh shit! another good soul on earth.. but when u were born Shaitan said oh shit! COMPETETION....!!!! HaHaHaHaHaHa Urdu Tum 'Dil' mango dain gay 'Jan' mango dain gay 'Jism' mango wo bhe day dain gay 'Aanhain' mango dain gay 'Dharkan' mango yeh bhe de dain gay kyoon k in pancho ke Cd hamaray Gher per hai | |||
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