Santa Banta And Other Text Sms Messages And Jokes For Mobile And Cell Phone

Urdu
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

away.
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
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Urdu
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
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Urdu
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Urdu Mix
Best sms
A new dialougue of proposing a gal………
yu ghoor ke kya dekhti hai maar daalegi kya………
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yu ghoor ke kya dekhti hai maar daalegi kya……………
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Urdu
Dil dena hai toh de………….
Rakh ke aachar daalegi kya……?
ha ha
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Urdu
ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
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English
I asked my boss for his daughter’s hand. He said, “Your salary wont even get enough toilet paper for her”. How dare you demand her hand. I said ” If she’s gonna shit that much then forget it”
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Urdu
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
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Urdu
Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to….. Larka: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai… kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye… main doobonga to sahara dega……
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Urdu Mix
A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little
ones
yells out happily-”Wow….after so much effort, all 5 of us managed to
cross”….

Qn. Why does the little one say “all 5 of us”????

Think a little bit……. It’s easy!
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANS………
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ANS:

ARRE BACHCHE HAIN…

KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN…
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English
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
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Urdu
Aey Dost:– ” Zindagi mein pyar tu bahut baar ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek baar hooti hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka naam dekar mohaabbat aur dosti doono ko badnaam kar rahe ho” ” Vo jaanti hai ki tum jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar karti hai to phir kyon Itrate ho, kahe us kali ko aise tadpaate ho”
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Urdu
Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your file not found! *
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Urdu
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
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Urdu
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
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Urdu
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…
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Urdu
Roz subha hum karte hain
py! ar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…
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Urdu
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.
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Urdu
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down
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English
Who are we to say?????????????
Who are we to say: Who is Hindu or Who is Muslim- When there is “Ali” in Diw-Ali and “Ram” in Ram-Zan.
Help INDIA Unite.
Spread this as far as you can……………
Happy Diwali and Id-MUbarak to all……..
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Urdu Mix
Santa praying: Hey bhagwan punjab nu america dicapital bana de plz plz plzzzzzzz

Banta : Par kyun yaar?

santa: kyunki main paper wich likh aaya na……..
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Urdu
A Motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird & put it in a cage with Bread and Water. The sparrow woke up next morning, looked around and screamed… “Bars, Bread & Water… I am in Jail! Oh my god I’ve killed the motorist”
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Urdu
yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire zindage hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main sochti hoon KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe kabhe mila nahe…
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Urdu
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
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English

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He’s very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down here