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English Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away. Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again. Urdu Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. Urdu Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Urdu Mix Best sms A new dialougue of proposing a gal......... yu ghoor ke kya dekhti hai maar daalegi kya......... .......... yu ghoor ke kya dekhti hai maar daalegi kya............... Urdu Dil dena hai toh de............. Rakh ke aachar daalegi kya......? ha ha Urdu ek ladki thi deewani si Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka ke Sharma ke Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko Par jaane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi poochha karti thi Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Yeh ON kaise hota hai English Mistake.......... If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident.. If a doctor makes a mistake,It's an operation.. If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generation... If a politician makes a mistake,It is a new law... If a scientist makes a mistake,It is a new invention... If a tailor makes a mistake,It is a new fashion... If a teacher makes a mistake ,It is a new theory... BUT............. If a student makes a mistake,It is a MISTAKE English I asked my boss for his daughter's hand. He said, "Your salary wont even get enough toilet paper for her". How dare you demand her hand. I said " If she's gonna shit that much then forget it" Urdu Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai Urdu Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai... kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye... main doobonga to sahara dega...... Urdu Mix A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway. After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-"Wow....after so much effort, all 5 of us managed to cross".... Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us"???? Think a little bit....... It's easy! SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANS......... . . . . . . ANS: ARRE BACHCHE HAIN... KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN... English Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! Urdu Aey Dost:-- " Zindagi mein pyar tu bahut baar ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek baar hooti hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka naam dekar mohaabbat aur dosti doono ko badnaam kar rahe ho" " Vo jaanti hai ki tum jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar karti hai to phir kyon Itrate ho, kahe us kali ko aise tadpaate ho" Urdu Kal jab mile thhe.... to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain... your file not found! * Urdu Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga... Urdu Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye... Urdu Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo... Urdu Roz subha hum karte hain py! ar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning... Urdu Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face. Par dil ke storage mein No more disk space. Urdu Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya Server down English Who are we to say????????????? Who are we to say: Who is Hindu or Who is Muslim- When there is "Ali" in Diw-Ali and "Ram" in Ram-Zan. Help INDIA Unite. Spread this as far as you can............... Happy Diwali and Id-MUbarak to all........ Urdu Mix Santa praying: Hey bhagwan punjab nu america dicapital bana de plz plz plzzzzzzz Banta : Par kyun yaar? santa: kyunki main paper wich likh aaya na........ Urdu A Motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird & put it in a cage with Bread and Water. The sparrow woke up next morning, looked around and screamed… “Bars, Bread & Water… I am in Jail! Oh my god I’ve killed the motorist” Urdu yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire zindage hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main sochti hoon KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe kabhe mila nahe... Urdu A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet |
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