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English If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT? Urdu Kish kish ke mehfil mein,kish kish ne,kish kish ko "KISS" kiya. EK wo tha jo har "KISS"ko miss kiya.EK MEIN THA,jo har "MISS"ko "KISS"kiya. English LOVE IS LIKE A PUBLIC TOILET PPL STANDING OUT R DESPERATE 2 GO IN AND PPL STANDING IN ARE DYING 2 CUM OUT English It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back. English True Happiness Happiness is an emotional or affective state that feels good or pleasing. Overlapping states or experiences associated with happiness include wellbeing, delight, health, safety, contentment, and love. One gets happiness if one get what is wanted but if one do not want anything then he /she is always happy and there are people of this kind in this world. True Happiness is achieved when one is able to please the Supreme Lord !! Urdu Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai, varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote. English 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?! Urdu Pearl of the Day: Aap ki Har Subah Muskurati Rahe, Har Shaam Gungunati Rahe. Aap Jise Bhi Mile Aise Mile ki, Aap ke Milne se hi Unka Chehra Khile. Gud Mrng. Urdu Karni hai khuda se ek guzaarish.. teri yaari ke siva koi bandagi na mile.. har janam mein mile yaar tere jaisa ya phir kabhi zindagi na mile Urdu Khyal tha ki hum tujhe razdan bana lete Magar ye log nayi dastan bana lete Tu ek baar muhabbat se dekh leta to hum Zamin khud ko tujhe aasman bana lete Urdu Kaash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAIN, jo messg nahi apna dil bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAIN, jo dil rakhne ke liye bhi msg nahi bhejte Urdu Woh mulakaat kuch adhuri si lagi..Paas hokar bhi duri si lagi...Honto pe hansi, aankho mein nami... Pehli baar kisi ki dosti... Saanso jitni zaruri si lagi... Urdu Manzil Unhi Ko Milti Hai,Jinke Sapno Me Jaan Hoti Hai,Pankh Se Kuch Nahi Hota,Hauslon Se Udaan Hoti Hai. Urdu Kuch RAAZ ase hote hay jinhe hum bol nahi sakte, kuch DIL ase hote hay jinhe hum tod nahi sakte,kuch LOG aap jase bhi hote hai jinhe hum chod nahi sakte Urdu AANKO ME AAKE SUKH JAATE HAI AANSU, PALKON ME AAKE TOOT JAATE HE ANSU. DIL KARTA HAI K BAHADU UNHE, PAR AAPKO HASTE DEKHAR SUKH JAATE HAI AANSU... Urdu Jab b aapki yaad aati hai, mere honthon pe ye fariyad aati hai, khuda khush rakhe aapko hr haal me, kyunke hmari khushi to aaj b aap ki khushi ke baad aati hai. English It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch.. English if u wanna cut dwn on ur boozing thn just follow this simple rule.. b4 marriage- drink only whn ur sad... aftr marriage- drink only whn ur happy!! English fact fact of life if a girl cries thr may be thousand reasons... if a boy cries ??? thr is only 1 reason a "girl"!! English define rape technically it is an operation without cooperation where there is an insertion of an erection into a depression without permission.......... Urdu don agar "gandhi" don hote to kahte: hamare takle par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 dukan ke hajaam kar rahe hai,lekin takle pe baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai Urdu har khusi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand taare tod du, khusiyon k darwaje tere liye khol du, bas ek baar tu hans k dikha tere saare daant unhe usi waqt tod du!!!! Urdu Arz hai!!: Mashaallah.. Galib ne aisa sher mara.... aisa sher mara..... aha!!aisa sher mara.... aisa sher mara.... ; ; ; ; Ki sherni vidhava ho gayee.....hehehe Urdu Kisi ne dil badal liya, kisi ne dhadkan badal li, apke pas badal ne ko kuch na tha, to apne Mandir ja ke chappal badal li????? Urdu Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi, apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, dekh ke apko har kali gun-gunane lagi, ab to fekte fekte muje bhi neend ane lagi.. English Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime. | |||
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