Other Text Sms Messages And Jokes For Mobile And Cell Phone

English
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

English
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
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Urdu
Kish kish ke mehfil mein,kish kish ne,kish kish ko “KISS” kiya. EK wo tha jo har “KISS”ko miss kiya.EK MEIN THA,jo har “MISS”ko “KISS”kiya.
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English
LOVE IS LIKE A PUBLIC TOILET
PPL STANDING OUT R DESPERATE 2 GO IN
AND
PPL STANDING IN ARE DYING 2 CUM OUT
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English
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
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English
True Happiness
Happiness is an emotional or affective state that feels good or pleasing. Overlapping states or experiences associated with happiness include wellbeing, delight, health, safety, contentment, and love.

One gets happiness if one get what is wanted but if one do not want anything then he /she is always happy and there are people of this kind in this world.

True Happiness is achieved when one is able to please the Supreme Lord !!
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Urdu
Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye
hote!ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai, varna hum to abhi bhi so
rahe hote.
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English
10.000 new jobs … all tax inspectors?!
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Urdu
Pearl of the Day: Aap ki Har Subah Muskurati Rahe, Har Shaam
Gungunati Rahe. Aap Jise Bhi Mile Aise Mile ki, Aap ke Milne se hi Unka Chehra
Khile. Gud Mrng.
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Urdu
Karni hai khuda se ek guzaarish.. teri yaari ke siva koi bandagi na
mile.. har janam mein mile yaar tere jaisa ya phir kabhi zindagi na
mile
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Urdu
Khyal tha ki hum tujhe razdan bana lete
Magar ye log nayi dastan bana lete
Tu ek baar muhabbat se dekh leta to hum
Zamin khud ko tujhe aasman bana lete
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Urdu
Kaash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAIN, jo messg nahi apna dil bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAIN, jo dil rakhne ke liye bhi msg nahi bhejte
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Urdu
Woh mulakaat kuch adhuri si lagi..Paas hokar bhi duri si
lagi…Honto pe hansi, aankho mein nami… Pehli baar kisi ki dosti… Saanso
jitni zaruri si
lagi…
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Urdu
Manzil Unhi Ko Milti Hai,Jinke Sapno Me Jaan Hoti Hai,Pankh Se Kuch
Nahi Hota,Hauslon Se Udaan Hoti Hai.
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Urdu
Kuch RAAZ ase hote hay jinhe hum bol nahi sakte, kuch DIL ase
hote hay jinhe hum tod nahi sakte,kuch LOG aap jase bhi hote hai jinhe
hum chod nahi sakte
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Urdu
AANKO ME AAKE SUKH JAATE HAI AANSU,

PALKON ME AAKE TOOT JAATE HE ANSU.

DIL KARTA HAI K BAHADU UNHE,

PAR AAPKO HASTE DEKHAR SUKH JAATE HAI AANSU…
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Urdu
Jab b aapki yaad aati hai, mere honthon pe ye fariyad aati hai,
khuda khush rakhe aapko hr haal me, kyunke hmari khushi to aaj b aap ki
khushi ke baad aati
hai.
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English
It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to
love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone” Be in touch..
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English
if u wanna cut dwn on ur boozing thn just follow this simple rule..
b4 marriage- drink only whn ur sad…
aftr marriage- drink only whn ur happy!!
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English
fact
fact of life

if a girl cries thr may be thousand reasons…
if a boy cries ???
thr is only 1 reason
a “girl”!!
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English
define rape
technically it is an operation without cooperation where there is an insertion of an erection into a depression without permission……….
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Urdu
don
agar “gandhi” don hote to kahte:
hamare takle par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 dukan ke hajaam kar rahe hai,lekin takle pe baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
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Urdu
har khusi ko teri taraf mod du,
tere liye chand taare tod du,
khusiyon k darwaje tere liye khol du,
bas ek baar tu hans k dikha tere saare daant
unhe usi waqt tod du!!!!
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Urdu
Kisi ne dil badal liya,
kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
apke pas badal ne ko kuch na tha,
to apne Mandir ja ke chappal badal li?????
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Urdu
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi,
apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
dekh ke apko har kali gun-gunane lagi,
ab to fekte fekte muje bhi neend ane lagi..
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English
Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.
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Urdu

aaj tum kahte ho ki mere jismo jan pe hak tumhara hai
par hum kaise man le ki aap par hak humara hai
kyoki hum jaante hai ki aaj bhi apne
aashiq ki baho mei jane ka sapna tumhara hai.