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Urdu Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay ... Urdu Koi Khaali Haath Reh Jata Hy Hazaro'n Duao'n K Baad Urdu Naram Lafzo'n Se Bhi Lag Jati Hyn Chotai'n Aksar Urdu
Meine B To Chora Tha Sara Zamana Us K Liye... |'!'| Urdu FARAZ Par Afsoos Jis Qabar ParThay Qadam Unk Usi Mein Humari Laash Thi English 'IMPROVEMENT' Of Ourself, Then There Is No Time To 'CRITICIZE' Others.. English T h e English ~*~ U n l e s s English So Always Be Careful On Your First Step
Rest Will Come Correct...!!!! English Manjan, English Agr apni jan pyari he to. To hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he English
U still coming down? ? ?
Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a. Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;-> Urdu Studnt: Acha ab me samjha. Teacher: kiya? Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->! Urdu Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa K K K K K "*COCA COLA*" Urdu wo pagal hy ya nadan English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU Urdu kia kahoon tujhe mein .. khuwab kahon to toot jayega.. dil kahoon to pighal jayega.. chal tera naam zindagi rakh doon.. mout tak to tera saath mil jayga. English one of my favorite Everyone thinks of changing the world but no one thinks of changing themselves. Everybody wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die. "Thats life" Urdu Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. English Love message... It's hard to pretend to Love someone when u dont, but it's even harder to pretend u dont Love someone when u really do. English Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!" Mix 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch English Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints... -- Urdu Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! English I had many options... POISON, ELECTROCUTION, SLEEPING PILLS, HANGING BY NECK, COMING UNDER TRAIN, JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT, But... i chose Education. Urdu Message pe message bhejte ho, Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! Mix Customer- Aa underwear ni su guarantee che Salesperson- underwear pehrine 12ma mala thi jump karo, gaand phaati jase pann underwear nai phaate English Dad 2 Son : When I beat u, u never get annoyed, how do u control ur anger?? Son : I start cleaning the Toilet. Dad : How does That help ? Son : I use ur Toothbrush.... Urdu Pati Patni... Phone ki ring baji, Pati: Mere liye hoga to kehna ghar me nahi hain. Biwi: (Phone Utha ke) Woh ghar me hain. Pati: Maine mana kiya phir bhi? Biwi: Phone mere liye tha... Urdu is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka, humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.... Urdu Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya "HUMARI MAANGE " Pichhe se aawaj aayi ...." SINDUR SE BHARO ". Urdu jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye English Live with no excuses and love with no regrets. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that u have a thousand reasons to smile. Urdu Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Urdu Wife & Mobile: Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai English When a wife was asked: "What book do u like the Best?" Many wifes gave the same answer: "My husbands Check book". English If money doesn't grow den why do banks have branches? WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box? WhY doesn't glue,Stick to its bottle? WhY do U still call it building when its already built? If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for? If you aren't supposed to drink & drive, whY do bars have parking lots? We are a Funny Bunch of people........... Living in a seriously Funny World...............So cheers....... Mix TUSSI BARY GREAT OO RASGULY DI PLATE O COCK DA CREAT O ANDY DA AMLATE O PAWAIN JO WI O TUSSI BARAY GREAT O HAHAHA English Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: Wow! English Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have Bittu: Three new girlfriends English Question: What do you call a man who can't hear anything? Santa: Anything you want, because he can't hear na!!! |
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