Double Meaning Text Sms Messages

English
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

Urdu
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
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Urdu
“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”

“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
😛

Urdu
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr…
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?

KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
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Urdu
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??

U Dirty MiNd

AnswEr hAi

.

BethA
huA

.

BAkrA … :p ;->
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Urdu
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna
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English
Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling..
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English
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”
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Urdu
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k

Q k

Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
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Urdu
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
,
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,
.
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN….. ;->
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English
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
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Urdu
G karta hai k aj
Apko …
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr …
Aap ki
GA

GAN

GAND

GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon…

One Response

  1. misbah May 30, 2012

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