Pashto 6 ta na ye pa dunya bande za sa kom,za da noro pa wafa bande bia sa kom,6 da yaar da stargo ukhke me bahe ge,za da khalqo pa khanda bande bia sa kom. (Preet)
Punjabi Sun ni Kuriye Rangan Diye Puriye Mein Tur Jawan ga Mur ke nai aawan ga Feer Pachtaen gi Has ke Bulaen gi Feer vi nai aawan ga Uchay Aasman da Taara ban jawan ga Door Door Rawan ga Te Tenu Tarfawan ga (Preet)
Urdu “Wujood-e-aadam k do musavver… Koi na jaaney ye raaz kia hy…? Alag hyn donon k naam lekin… Kabhi wo MAA hy kabhi KHUDA hy… ~HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY~
English All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck – who keeps right on going – is the man who is there when the good luck comes – and is ready to receive it.
English Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips are meet. Love is complete.
Urdu Jab men faut ho jaon to garhi khuda bux k qabrustan men dafnaya jay.. (Asif Zardari) Ye Bhutton ka qabrustan hay kutton ka nahi.. (Mumtaz Bhutto) ;->
English Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
English What’s An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE
English Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal”. Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Bengali Jan tumake khub mone porche, boloto kano tumar jonno amar erokom lage
English (“”””””””””””)9mm /””‘/&/”””””‘ / /I KILL PEOPLE “”” FOR MONEY, (>”<) ( ‘o’ ) BUT YOU (,) (,) ARE MY (“)_(“) FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!. English ,.,., c ‘c’ c >’ < COR BLIMEY! ,.,., .’c’ . >’ < DID U FART? ,.., c” .) >’ < WHAT A SMELL! ,.,, ” [...]
English If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT? Urdu Arz hai!!: Mashaallah..Galib ne aisa sher mara…. aisa sher mara….. aha!!aisa sher mara…. aisa sher mara…. ; [...]
English Whats the difference between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi didn’t know whats lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference. Urdu Om namah SHIVAY! Om sai RAM! Wahe GURU! Jai sri KRISHNA!Dar mat! Kisi ko forward nahi karna hai…. Khud hi jap le…. “P A A P I” English Whats [...]
English 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message Urdu Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chhoto se,Khushiya mile jag se, pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai DIL SE! Urdu BOOk [...]
English God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY! English Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon….& suddenly I thought…where on earth is my roof? [...]
English This happened to an American visitor in Madras. In his hotel room he picked up the telephone one night and asked for a 7-up. The switchboard operator answered in his best English, “7-up? Yes, sir.” The cold drink never arrived, but the next morning the tourist was woken up punctually at seven o clock. [...]
English A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid? English A big but good SMS… 1 Sardar [...]