Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Short Kiss and Hug Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone

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I’ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

English
Where should one use perfume?”
a young woman asked.
“Wherever one wants to be kissed,”
I said.
English
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
English
If luvin’ was aginst the law, and kissin’ was a crime, i would gladly spend my life with u, in prison doin’ time.

English
Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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I’ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
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What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Kiss Karu
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Urdu
Man: Kiss karu?

Girl: Lipstick kharab hogi.

M: Boobs press karne de?

G: Tshirt kharab hogi.

M: Fuck karu?

G:Periods me hu.

M: Now dont say loose motions hai!
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English
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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English
A kiss is special thing that you cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.
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English
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you… When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you… When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you… Now that I love you, I’m afraid to lose you.
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English
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?
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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
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English
Q. What is KISS ?
Ans. A KISS is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
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English
If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers. if a hug was a second id send u hours. if a smile was water id send u a sea. if love was a person id send u me!
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English
my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u …..evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!
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I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
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English
Benefits of Kissing
Changes taste
Burns Calories
Lips never go dry
Relieves Stress
Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
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English
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
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English
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
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Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess………..Any
Guess……..
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti
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English
Kiss is a boot camp of doing something sweet and tasted that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation until generation.
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English
A sweet &loving person like u
needs no message….
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;”_ _”;;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.<_
Muahh!
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English
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
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English
The moment eternal – just that and no more -
When ecstasy’s utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!
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English

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Comments

2 Responses to “Short Kiss and Hug Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Mobiles And Cell Phone”
  1. zulfqar says:

    Short Kiss and Hug Text Sms and Messages are very good messages. These are able to send by every one.
    Do you agree with me?

  2. Steffon says:

    A kiss is a God given trick whenever words are not enough to describe how we feel.

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