• Descent SMS
• Santa Banta SMS
• Valentines' Day SMS
• Good Morning SMS
• Good Night SMS
• New Year SMS

• Love SMS
• Flirt SMS
• Sexy SMS
• Funny SMS
• Sayings SMS
• Poetry SMS

• Kiss SMS
• Diwali SMS
• Islamic SMS
• Urdu SMS
• Other SMS

• Greeting SMS
• Friendship SMS
• Eid Mubarak SMS
• Miss You SMS
• Christmas SMS
• Remember Me SMS

English
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I'd Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don't Mind & You
Don't Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!

And Now

If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand

And

Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit

Urdu
Gadhay K Bachche
.
.
.
.

10inch k hotay hain

Kuttay Ki Nasal
.
.
.

Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain

Bandar K Bachchay
.
.
.
.

Shararti hote he..;->

Urdu
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

English
I Want

2

Kill U

But I Can't,Bcoz,

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.'

English
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?

?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

Urdu
BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@@

Urdu
After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)

Urdu
GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->

Urdu
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English
One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

Punjabi
Akk de bootey gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....