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Urdu Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI. English Never kiss a police woman coz she'll say, "stop! Hands up" Never kiss a nurse coz she'll say, "next please". Always kiss a Teacher coz she'll say, "Good! now repeat it 5 time" Urdu Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi English "Shut Up''' S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4 u U=u alwayz in my mind P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up....... English Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........ Urdu Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. ... Phir thook lagao? .. ... Phir Seedha karo? ? .. ... Phir andar ghussao??? .. ... Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-) English Call me its very urgent. Always read the sms fully or else u'll become a fool Urdu Tum ney jo apni zulf lahrai, Joon phurak k thalay aie Urdu English Mix One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum. girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap Urdu Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! Urdu English Mix Why dont sardars make love in a moving train? Bcoz its written there Chalti gaadi main chadna mana hai. Urdu sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur nechay maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay. English A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late. English It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewproperly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days. 10. Movies and fun Urdu khaaboon main aaey gaey sms ki terhann, dil main bas jaey ringtones ki terhann, mera pyar khabhi kam na hoo ga balance ki terhann, bas tum busy na rehna network ki terhann. English Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room? Ans.: life boy. Urdu mai tuhadi foto kichaan! . . ready? . . es-tady.... . . o hans naa yaar........? . . krach........................!!!!!!!!!!!! . . developing............................. ? ? wah wah wah. . . , ****, ( @ @ ) "(---)" hy mai mar javan, kinnay sohnay drowny ho tussi. Urdu Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo...... Urdu itni choti nahi dosti apni kaisay sooch lia k kinara agia loo ho gai mobile mein roshni lo sms hamara agia Urdu Jazz menu main kuhsamdid miss k liye 1 dabaen kiss k liae 2 dabae lips to lips k liae 3 dabaae or systam se ekraj hone k liae apna jala dabae English if u sav dis message, it means i m CUTE if u edit dis, i m still CUTE if u fwd dis , ur spreadin dat i am CUTE if u erase dis, ur jealoues of me coz i am CUTE Urdu Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen, thora sharmaen, thora itraen, thora muskaraen, thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY" English Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter.. Urdu English Mix After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai!!! English God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man the again he took some rest then he created woman, till that day the God and the man have never taken rest. | |||
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