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Urdu Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya Urdu God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! English When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..! English Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues... English My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental, 10% senti and 90% mental. Urdu sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms yarr tujhe itnay sms kiy pher na kehna sms nahin karta English Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them English love is heat which is very sweet love is incomplete till 2 lips meet. English *~-BUMPER OFFER-~* Send me sms & win 10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO 29" TV ka BOX Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher .............. English If I was an Artist, u would be my picture. If I was a poet, u would be my inspiration. If I was an author, u would be my story. But I am sorry I am only a Cartoonist....!!! Urdu Malomati sawal? Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!! Urdu Kia padh rahey ho? Bhai kia padh rahey ho? Pehlay kabhi message nahin padha kia? Urdu Sochta tha har mod par aap ka intezar karenge.. par par par par par par par par par kambhakat sadak hi seedhi nikli English Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, , mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan English An elephant falls in luv with an ant but ant's parents r against their marriage...Guess why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY K DAANT BAAHIR HAIN" English We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going to heaven, b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!! Urdu Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun! Urdu Main nay kuty say poocha kay tum nay bander ko dekha hay? Us nay jawab diya han dekha hay our wohi yeh sms per raha hay!! English who says english is a simple language..?..i m not a human..?what is the asnwer..?..YES or NO..? Urdu Jab shaam k saaye dhaltay hain, tab yaad tumhari aati hay. Her dard phool ban jata hay, her zakham ko neend aa jaati hay. love u so much Urdu Jab tum hansti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan pahle bander tha. Dekhao ghusaa mat karoo kyunki jab tum ghusaa karti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan aaj bhi bander hai!! English Breaking News: Now call charges will b charged according 2 ur brain size, smaller the size cheaper will b the call rates. Congratulation, u can make free CALLS Urdu IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana" Urdu A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?" Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise? sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!! English Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !! | |||
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