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Urdu 1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI GADHA". "TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do... Urdu Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi. English Every time I say 'how are you?' my heart says 'I care for you.'. Every time I ask 'how have you been?' my heart whispers 'I miss you' Urdu aapko kabhi koi gham na ho.. apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho.. apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend Urdu PRACTICAL TIP, agar apni cosun patani ho to, jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar jhappi maro, agar hans gaee to phans gai, or agar ghussa huee to BAJEE DAR GAI BAJEE DAR GAI.. Urdu Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai... Urdu Ur Eyes Patakha .. Ur Lips Rocket .. Ur Ears Chakri .. Ur Smile Phuljarri .. Ur Personality Bomb .. Beta!! Nikal ley .. i am Coming with "MATCHIS" Urdu Hugli ! Hugli ! Hugli ! Dugli ! Dugli Dugli ! Bugli Bugli ! Bugli !!!! Hanso Mat ! Ye Mantar Rang Kala Karne Ka Tha Jo Tumne Parh Liya Ab Kia Ho Ga ? ? Urdu Arz kia hai Janam Teri Yad Mai Hame Dastt Lag Gae thora ghor farmae k janam teri yaad mai hame dastt laggae Ye bhi to anso hain bus raste badal gae.. Urdu Biryani khany ki dua neet karta hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15 say 20 botion kay bamay zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff Bismillah... Urdu sardar ji had twins named tin & martin.again had twins named peter & repeater.again had twins named max & climax.again had twins, he got fed up & named stop & full stop... Urdu Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya, yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya Urdu Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D Urdu Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main raat de du, Tu dil maange main dil de du, Tu Jaan maange...... Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya??? Urdu Kia le kar aye the dunia main? Kia le kar jaoo gay? Mujhe sms na kar k zaalim Tum kitnay paisay bachaoo gay? Urdu Kamaal Ke Nakhre Tere Ajib Tera StYLe Hai... Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai English What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor! English Cow eats grass!!! that's Normal.... Human Fall in love!!!! that's Ok...... But!!! when monkey press keypads INCREDIBLE still pressing UNBELIVEBLE!!!!!! Urdu ##A#*%%?##%) )?D**%#%%!.!& #-#V!=!=D%g#%” T$#&*DON$*&%^ ^%$#&&^%*#$%$# ^*&^#%*(#$%*@# #$%#%$&#$*%%#@ Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai. Urdu Santa singh: which is the most painful delivery in world? Banta singh: sunny deol ki maa ki. Santa: wo kaise? Banta: wo nikla gaddi le ke.. |
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