Latest Funny Sms Text Messages And Jokes For Mobiles Cell Phones

English
a man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq written “100 kisses” when he return home his wife said “thnks for chq” i got it cashed from bank’s
manager!

English
a man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq written “100 kisses” when he return home his wife said “thnks for chq” i got it cashed from bank’s
manager!
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Urdu
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai… Gangubai:”Kaun?”
Sardar:”Main!”
Gangubai:”Main kaun?”
Sardar:”tu gangubai!!!!!”
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Urdu
mil gaya
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oye mil gaya
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oye oye mil gaya
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oho mil gaya
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oye oye oye
mil gaya
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ohh ho
mera sms parhne
wala 1 or bewaqoof mil gaya1
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English
In Day
I MISS U
At Night
I MISS U
At Home
I MISS U
At Work
I MISS U
In Garden
I MISS U
At MOSQUES
I MISS U

My Stolen Chappal
I really MISS YOU
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Urdu
pesh hai pehli baar aap k mobile mein nahata hua larka
neeche jao or dekho
!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
or neechhe

bare besharam ho aap
but aaj thand hai larka kal nahaye ga!!!!
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Urdu
zindagi aik peheli hai
?
?
?
?
?
?
abey keypad dabana band ker duffer esa kerne se solve nahi ho jai gi
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English
Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don’t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
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Urdu
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin ?
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Urdu English Mix
Take a Bowl

Fill it With GRAPES

Put Your Hand In It

Go In Front Of Mirror

You Know What You Will Find…??

LANGOOR Key
HATH
Mei
ANGOOR…!!!
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Urdu
Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai
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English
“COMMUNICATION”

THREE QUICK WAYS OF COMMUNICATION.

1=TELEPHONE

2=TELEVISION

3=TELL A WOMEN

WANT IT MORE QUICK, TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE.
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Urdu
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO.
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English
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read it without the word dog.
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Urdu
Life ho tu aisi
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Monday ko Dosty
Tuesday ko Peyaar
Wednesday ko Shadi
Thursday ko Baraat
Friday ko Fighting
Saturday ko Talaq
Sunday ko Rest
Monday ko Next…!
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Urdu
Kash dil key yeh tamana poori hojaey, app miss call dein or woh recieve hojay
sab bhol kar ghanto karein hum batein, hosh tab aaey jab balance khatm hojaey.
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Urdu
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehei
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Urdu English Mix
press down for your NEW YEAR gift.

Dil kar raha hai k zor se THAPPAR maron. Aaj kya NEW YEAR hai, Nahin na tou gift kyoun chahiye?
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Urdu
Tum
accahay
changay
beautiful
pretty
farmabrdar
faraz
shanas
pious
naik
noble
Banday ka massage parh ray hain
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Urdu
Macher ne jo kata dil main junoon tha,
khujli hoi itni dil besakoon tha,
pakra tu choor diya ya soch ker ke,
sale ki rago main apna hi khun tha.
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Urdu
Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main chaltey hain ….
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey …
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga …
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka
kiya faida.
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Urdu
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Urdu
yeh sulagta huwa jism,
yeh kapkapaty huwy hont,
yeh thartarata huwa bada,
yeh larkharate huwe awaz,
uffff..
mujhey pehly say shak tha kah tum charse ho.
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Urdu
SOCHO YEY SMS KIS KA HAI
SOCHO SOCHO
Hmmmmmmm
SOCHO SICHO ZRA ZOOR LAGA KAR SOCHO
Hmmmmmmmmmm
SOCHO SOCHO
ABEYULLO K PHATTEY PHIR SOCH
Hmmmmmmmmm???????????
YEY SMS TEREY BAAP KA HAI.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm