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Urdu na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka, teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka. English a man on wife's birthday had no money so he sent a chq written "100 kisses" when he return home his wife said "thnks for chq" i got it cashed from bank's manager! Urdu Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai... Gangubai:"Kaun?" Sardar:"Main!" Gangubai:"Main kaun?" Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!" Urdu mil gaya . . . oye mil gaya . . . oye oye mil gaya . . . oho mil gaya . . . oye oye oye mil gaya . . . ohh ho mera sms parhne wala 1 or bewaqoof mil gaya1 English In Day I MISS U At Night I MISS U At Home I MISS U At Work I MISS U In Garden I MISS U At MOSQUES I MISS U My Stolen Chappal I really MISS YOU Urdu pesh hai pehli baar aap k mobile mein nahata hua larka neeche jao or dekho !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! or neechhe bare besharam ho aap but aaj thand hai larka kal nahaye ga!!!! Urdu zindagi aik peheli hai ? ? ? ? ? ? abey keypad dabana band ker duffer esa kerne se solve nahi ho jai gi English Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY Urdu Kaisay ho ? Mazey mein ? Tabiyat OK ? Dimagh OK ? Unglee mein dard ? Nahin NA.. Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin ? Urdu English Mix Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!! Urdu Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai English "COMMUNICATION" THREE QUICK WAYS OF COMMUNICATION. 1=TELEPHONE 2=TELEVISION 3=TELL A WOMEN WANT IT MORE QUICK, TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE. Urdu Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO, Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO, Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO, Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO. English This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read it without the word dog. Urdu Life ho tu aisi . . . . Monday ko Dosty Tuesday ko Peyaar Wednesday ko Shadi Thursday ko Baraat Friday ko Fighting Saturday ko Talaq Sunday ko Rest Monday ko Next...! Urdu Kash dil key yeh tamana poori hojaey, app miss call dein or woh recieve hojay sab bhol kar ghanto karein hum batein, hosh tab aaey jab balance khatm hojaey. Urdu main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehei Urdu English Mix press down for your NEW YEAR gift. Dil kar raha hai k zor se THAPPAR maron. Aaj kya NEW YEAR hai, Nahin na tou gift kyoun chahiye? Urdu Tum accahay changay beautiful pretty farmabrdar faraz shanas pious naik noble Banday ka massage parh ray hain Urdu Macher ne jo kata dil main junoon tha, khujli hoi itni dil besakoon tha, pakra tu choor diya ya soch ker ke, sale ki rago main apna hi khun tha. Urdu Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main chaltey hain .... Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ... Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ... Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka kiya faida. Urdu Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge Urdu yeh sulagta huwa jism, yeh kapkapaty huwy hont, yeh thartarata huwa bada, yeh larkharate huwe awaz, uffff.. mujhey pehly say shak tha kah tum charse ho. Urdu SOCHO YEY SMS KIS KA HAI SOCHO SOCHO Hmmmmmmm SOCHO SICHO ZRA ZOOR LAGA KAR SOCHO Hmmmmmmmmmm SOCHO SOCHO ABEYULLO K PHATTEY PHIR SOCH Hmmmmmmmmm??????????? YEY SMS TEREY BAAP KA HAI. Hmmmmmmmmmmm English five benefit of kissing 1. changes taste 2. burn calories 3. lips never got dried 4. relieves stress 5. makes face muscles strong so keep kissing. | |||
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