Top Funny Sms Text Messages And Jokes For Mobiles Cell Phones

English
It is best to have American salary, Chinese food, German car and Pakistani wife.
And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German food and Pakistani salary

English
It is best to have American salary, Chinese food , German car and Pakistani wife.
And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German food and Pakistani salary
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English
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead.
oye hello
i am talking about OXYGEN Urdu
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-”"”-.
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Urdu
Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin,
Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin.
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Urdu
Quaid foot ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
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Urdu
Khuda karay tera mobile kho jaye
Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye
Karoon sms larkion ko naam tera aye
Mar tujhay paray kalayja mera thanda ho jaye
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Urdu
Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han,
kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain,
jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain.
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English
when i was born shaetan said oho..
another angel
but when u were born shetan said oh shit..
competition !!!
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Urdu English mix
No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u

Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.
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Urdu
Jazz menu may kusamdeed
Mangni kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye
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SHABASH BETA!!!
KAL A, B, C PARHEIN GEY…
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Urdu
Press down key 7 times to become sweet
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tusi v na pehle hi itne sweet ho phir bhi press kiye ja rahe ho
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Urdu
is SMS mein
kitnay taaray hai
gino to zara * * *
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tabiyat to theek hai ?
Din mein taaray gin rahay ho….!
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Urdu
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey !!
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Urdu
Girl of 1986 : Maan mei Jeans pehanoun gee.
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl of 2006 : Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan : Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Urdu English Mix
why do u think i sms u?
is it bcz i love u?
or i miss u?
or i need u?
no! i do dat bcoz
TIMEPASS k liye koi bakra chahiye
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Urdu
MERE SMS MILE ?

NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS

YE LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms sms

YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs

STYLISH VALE BI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Baass

AB AP KI BARI
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Urdu
Can u think k

“2+5=11″
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thora aur gimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

“GHALTI SE”
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Urdu
Mernay per humko janat milay na milay,
Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay,
Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo,
Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay.
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Urdu
Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley,
Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley.
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Urdu
App ka roz Subha ko Hummaray ghar anna.
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza kathktana
Kabhi Payar say khana
Kabhi zoor say chalana

Baji gee Kura laya doo.
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Urdu
butt kala hoto mar do
masli chita ho to mar do
arien fuji ho to mar do
shiekh sakhi ho to mar do
shah koja ho to mar do
GUJER jesa bhi ho os ko mar do