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Urdu Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim
sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli,
Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola
lagta hai pahunch gai.
English Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana peena,
Sona rehna, Every
things free, For more information just dial 15
English It
is best to have American salary, Chinese food , German car
and Pakistani wife.
And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German
food and Pakistani salary
English Life
without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i
cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead.
oye hello
i am talking about OXYGEN
Urdu 7
wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
Urdu Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin,
Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin.
Urdu Quaid foot ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
Urdu Khuda karay tera mobile kho jaye
Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye
Karoon sms larkion ko naam tera aye
Mar tujhay paray kalayja mera thanda ho jaye
Urdu Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han,
kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain,
jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain.
English when i was born shaetan said oho..
another angel
but when u were born shetan said oh shit..
competition !!!
Urdu English mix No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.
Urdu Jazz menu may kusamdeed
Mangni kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye
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SHABASH BETA!!!
KAL A, B, C PARHEIN GEY...
Urdu Press down key 7 times to become sweet
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tusi v na pehle hi itne sweet ho phir bhi press kiye ja
rahe ho
Urdu is SMS mein
kitnay taaray hai
gino to zara * * *
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tabiyat to theek hai ?
Din mein taaray gin rahay ho....!
Urdu Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki
k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke
saath tha
Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey !!
Urdu Girl of 1986 : Maan mei Jeans pehanoun gee.
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl of 2006 : Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan : Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Urdu English Mix why do u think i sms u?
is it bcz i love u?
or i miss u?
or i need u?
no! i do dat bcoz
TIMEPASS k liye koi bakra chahiye
Urdu MERE
SMS MILE ?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
YE LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH VALE BI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Baass
AB AP KI BARI
Urdu Can
u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur gimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
Urdu Mernay per humko janat milay na milay,
Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay,
Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo,
Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay.
Urdu Sardar
puts his hand on his girlfriend's thigh while driving to
lahore. She
smiles and says, "You can go further". So sardar drives to
Multan.
Urdu Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka
Sansaar Miley,
Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say
Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley.
Urdu App ka roz Subha ko Hummaray ghar anna.
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza kathktana
Kabhi Payar say khana
Kabhi zoor say chalana
Baji gee Kura laya doo.
Urdu butt kala hoto mar do
masli chita ho to mar do
arien fuji ho to mar do
shiekh sakhi ho to mar do
shah koja ho to mar do
GUJER jesa bhi ho os ko mar do
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