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Urdu Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. English Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana peena, Sona rehna, Every things free, For more information just dial 15 English It is best to have American salary, Chinese food , German car and Pakistani wife. And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German food and Pakistani salary English Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead. oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN Urdu 7 wonders of the world. Bole to 1. apun , 2. apunki smile , 3. apunka estyle , 4. apunki face, 5. apunka nature , 6. apunka msgs, aur 7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-. Urdu Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin, Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin. Urdu Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga Urdu Khuda karay tera mobile kho jaye Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye Karoon sms larkion ko naam tera aye Mar tujhay paray kalayja mera thanda ho jaye Urdu Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain. English when i was born shaetan said oho.. another angel but when u were born shetan said oh shit.. competition !!! Urdu English mix No call No miss call No Messages No visit No contact I am worried 4 u Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay. Urdu Jazz menu may kusamdeed Mangni kay leye aik dabye Shaadi kay leye do Talak kay leye teen aur Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye Urdu 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 SHABASH BETA!!! KAL A, B, C PARHEIN GEY... Urdu Press down key 7 times to become sweet 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 tusi v na pehle hi itne sweet ho phir bhi press kiye ja rahe ho Urdu is SMS mein kitnay taaray hai gino to zara * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * tabiyat to theek hai ? Din mein taaray gin rahay ho....! Urdu Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey !! Urdu Girl of 1986 : Maan mei Jeans pehanoun gee. Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? Girl of 2006 : Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee. Maan : Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le! Urdu English Mix why do u think i sms u? is it bcz i love u? or i miss u? or i need u? no! i do dat bcoz TIMEPASS k liye koi bakra chahiye Urdu MERE SMS MILE ? NAHI MILE TO YE LO SMS SMS SMS SMS YE LO CHOTE SMS sms sms sms sms YE LO REMIX SmS sMs SmS sMs STYLISH VALE BI LO $M$ $m$ $M$ Baass AB AP KI BARI Urdu Can u think k "2+5=11" kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thora aur gimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye "GHALTI SE" Urdu Mernay per humko janat milay na milay, Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay, Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo, Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay. Urdu Sardar puts his hand on his girlfriend's thigh while driving to lahore. She smiles and says, "You can go further". So sardar drives to Multan. Urdu Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley, Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley. Urdu App ka roz Subha ko Hummaray ghar anna. Kabhi ghanti bajana Kabhi darwaza kathktana Kabhi Payar say khana Kabhi zoor say chalana Baji gee Kura laya doo. Urdu butt kala hoto mar do masli chita ho to mar do arien fuji ho to mar do shiekh sakhi ho to mar do shah koja ho to mar do GUJER jesa bhi ho os ko mar do | |||
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